Biggest wet dream I've had in years

[Doom_Guy]

This morning I woke from a dream where I was fingering Heathyr Hoffman's pussy really hard (and she was getting wet) and I ended up having to change my underwear and put the ones I had on in the wash.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Mike, dead bodies don't get wet when you finger them.

 

[Doom_Guy]

Mike, dead bodies don't get wet when you finger them.

She wasn't dead, and it was a dream.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

She wasn't dead, and it was a dream.

If she wasn't dead and it was a dream, then where was she in your dream? The trunk of your car? The hidden room in your basement?

 

[pollynova]

How do you measure the size of a wet dream?

 

[zipman]

I'm friends with Heathyr Hoffman in real life and she told me she had a dream that you two were going to have sex but you couldn't get it up.

She laughed very hard when she told me about it.

Then we had sex.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I'm friends with Heathyr Hoffman in real life and she told me she had a dream that you two were going to have sex but you couldn't get it up.

She laughed very hard when she told me about it.

Then we had sex.

Heathyr told me that story too before we fucked.
Small world.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Jesus.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cSF5ohYv--/763352201134340013.gif

 

[Doom_Guy]

Heathyr Hoffman even said herself that she enjoys fingerfucking.