Biggest Cock

[Guest]

Who has the biggest cock here. BE HONESTY GUYS. Give the size of it when it is hard , length and thickness.

 

[Mischka]

Why? And how many guys have actually measured themselves? It's not like they need to get an accurate measurement for a penis-bra or anything.

 

[Ezzy]

Who has the biggest cock here. BE HONESTY GUYS. Give the size of it when it is hard , length and thickness.

I have a male Ostrich as a pet, he is about four feet eight inches at the shoulder, and if he stretches his neck he can reach around seven feet.

He is so hard he eats stones just for the fun of it.

So I think I must have the biggest Cock here, please correct me if I am wrong.




EZ

Ps. Hen Ostriches wanted for a breeding program

 

[Purple Haze]

I measured mine when I was a teenager, just out of curiosity. Didn't everybody?

 

[Mischka]

OK, you can stop with that avatar, PH. It's making the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

And since I don't have one, I should add that I'm not qualified to voice an opinion on the subject. It's perfectly logical for teenage guys to measure them. They're erect half the time as it is at that age. I've just never asked anyone, and no guy has ever volunteered the information.

 

[TN_Vixen]

So Hazie?

going to share the measurements with us?

 

[Purple Haze]

Three inches, but some women like'em that wide.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Let's just say that every lover I've ever had has remarked on my perfect, snug fit, so I'm thinking I have an osmosis cock that conforms to the shape of any container. Size doesn't matter. Biting her neck as you slide your shaft along her clit? That matters.

 

[miles]

PH

Also known as "medium"

 

[sexy-girl]

8 inchs ... i didnt measure it but it said on the package when i bought it

 

[TN_Vixen]

Size doesn't matter. Biting her neck as you slide your shaft along her clit? That matters.

Yes, that matters a lot. I had a nice little shiver imagining that.

 

[Starfish]

I have a nice big... 8 x 3 inch cock. It's purple and clear. Sexygirl and I are going to be fighting for the prize on this contest.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Three inches, but some women like'em that wide.

I suppose it would follow that you like women that wide too?

 

[Mischka]

Yes, that matters a lot. I had a nice little shiver imagining that.

I was about to say the same thing, TN-Vixen. DCL's line gave me more of a shiver than PH's creepy avatar.

 

[Mischka]

Apparently I'm an "x" to at least you and DCL. I don't know why, or what to do about it.

 

[Purple Haze]

I was about to say the same thing, TN-Vixen. DCL's line gave me more of a shiver than PH's creepy avatar.

I can't see yours, haven't for days. Is it just me?

 

[Guru]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Let's just say that every lover I've ever had has remarked on my perfect, snug fit, so I'm thinking I have an osmosis cock that conforms to the shape of any container. Size doesn't matter. Biting her neck as you slide your shaft along her clit? That matters.

And he wonders where Siren got the title of "Lit Bull God" for him.

 

[YoungGun69]

I have the biggest cock.
It can be found here.

 

[bluntforcemama]

who cares about length? Give me girth any day!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How about Tuesday?

 

[bluntforcemama]

I'm booked solid.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'll give you solid.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I don't want just solid, I want fat.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Fat?

I'll stop doing push-ups and start eating Twinkies -- the real ones. Gimme a couple of weeks.