bigger is better?

well at least you can't pull a muscle this way, or get varicose veins of the dick like I'm guessing those suction thingies can cause

sorry, can't help. good luck with it anyway, or are you the seller and is this an ad for your penile enlargement system?
 
well at least you can't pull a muscle this way, or get varicose veins of the dick like I'm guessing those suction thingies can cause

sorry, can't help. good luck with it anyway, or are you the seller and is this an ad for your penile enlargement system?


I wouldnt be suprised if it was the latter...
 
lmao

stretchy wanking, except one msut not jelq when one is fully tumescent. ANd don't forget the all important warm-ups and wram-downs


oh

and this:

"Don't squeeze too hard when using the jelq grip. If it hurts or you see bruising on your penis after jelqing then your jelq grip is too hard."






:D:D:D
 
this was pointed out to me as i defined 'felching' for my mother.

funny you should say that - no, really, it IS funny you should say that.


oh, I digress. My 17 y/o asked me last week, to tell his 3 mates of similar age what felching was - "Mum, tell them, isn't felching when you ..."

Talk about put on the spot. I tried to explain technically, as best as I could without laughing. Too much. A delicate issue for boys that age :eek:
 
funny you should say that - no, really, it IS funny you should say that.


oh, I digress. My 17 y/o asked me last week, to tell his 3 mates of similar age what felching was - "Mum, tell them, isn't felching when you ..."

Talk about put on the spot. I tried to explain technically, as best as I could without laughing. Too much. A delicate issue for boys that age :eek:

ahahahahahaha!
he asked only to make them and you feel awkward.
he sounds like a little shit. i like him!
 
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