Big Timers and Fucktards, post here

[Guest]

ahahahah....a

I pulled your strings.


You posted. I am so proud of myself


I win


I am the puppetmaster


I can get you all to touch your keyboard.


I am special.


or stupid, I'm not sure which.


I will take my winnings to fund my lack of a life. I can't seem to hold down a job.


Wanna see my phallic symbol? Put your glasses on.


Gotta go, school starts soon. Sex Ed today. I'm excited. First I got someone to post, now this.


<sarcasm>

 

[SINthysist]

First Fucktard

 

[lovetoread]

Is that a good thing?

 

[SINthysist]

Oh, wait, I mean second !

 

[MissTaken]

Hey Storm?

Are the head lemming in these parts?

 

[SINthysist]

I hear MEtallica...

MASTER! MASTER!

 

[Guest]

I hear MEtallica...

MASTER! MASTER!

Good post.

 

[SINthysist]

I know where you live and I've shot at clouds before...

 

[perks]

I'm trying to pick my category.

 

[Lancecastor]

Good post.

Silly bunt.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries.

It's people like you wot causes unrest.

 

[Rambrat]

I just posting that LTR's AV is driving me crazy.

 

[lovetoread]

I just posting that LTR's AV is driving me crazy.

Morning doll.

 

[Rambrat]

Morning doll.

~sigh~

there she is...

 

[Lancecastor]

With apologies to the piranha bros.

Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and saw this tank driver and out gets one of Hanns's boys gets out and he comes up, all nice and friendly like and says Hanns wants to have a talk with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Hanns's. And Hanns's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Hanns says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I said my name's not Clement and then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Damn! Another thread I'm excluded from posting to.

 

[bad kitty]

Master of Puppets

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths construction

[Chorus:]
Taste me you will see
more is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
obey your Master
your life burns faster
obey your Master
Master

Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
[End Chorus]

Needlework the way, never you betray
life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
chop your breakfast on a mirror

[Chorus]

Master, Master, Where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, Master, You promised only lies
Laughter, Laughter, All I hear and see is laughter
Laughter, Laughter, laughing at my cries

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending maze, drift on numbered days
now your life is out of season

[Chorus]
[Fade out with evil laughter].

 

[Guest]

Silly bunt.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries.

It's people like you wot causes unrest.

Huh?