We're at a big party - a black-tie thing at a big hotel. I'm there with a girl, but I spot you. That little black dress you're wearing obviously isn't covering any underwear. I point you out to my date (she's a connosieur of the female form just like me). You spot us sizing you up across the room. You know we think that arse is spectacular. You bet I'm thinking that I would love to nuzzle on those gorgeous breasts of yours. You start walking towards us...