Big News: I'm getting Married!

[Black_Bird]

I'm getting married to French Vanilla Ice Cream. I was eating a bowl of it the other day and remarked on how much I loved French Vanilla Ice Cream, to which my best friend replied "then why don't you marry it". I so happened to have a ring, proposed to the ice cream then and there, and guess what? It didn't say no!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why do I keep opening your threads? My bad.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Actually, that was pretty funny, in a Hans Christian Anderson sort of way.

 

[Black_Bird]

Why do I keep opening your threads? My bad.

Because you assume I will say something witty, intelligent, or amusing. Unfortunately, over the last 48 hours, I've worked 16 and slept 2... Right now, you're lucky I can still write coherantly.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Aw shucks. And I was getting ready to lay down a very funny green card joke and everything.

 

[sufisaint]

yeah, but whats going to be your reaction to someone else eating her?

 

[Freya]

Just don't be starting any pity party threads when you discover she's frigid.

 

[Black_Bird]

yeah, but whats going to be your reaction to someone else eating her?

... I like them kinky.

 

[Tantanah]

I don't blame you. French Vanilla is my absolute favorite.

 

[sunstruck]

Just don't be starting any pity party threads when you discover she's frigid.

Oh that was just awful! Nice job.

 

[sufisaint]

Then I can load on the choclate sauce and whipped cream?

 

[Black_Bird]

Then I can load on the choclate sauce and whipped cream?

And ruin her purity and child like innocence? You sick bastard!

 

[bluemuse]

You do realize that the bride will be passed around and enjoyed by all at the reception.

Make sure to have chocolate sauce handy.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I usually like to get a bit wild and chew on some regular vanilla. The French stuff is so passe. Oui?

 

[sufisaint]

purity and kinkiness is a rare combo...plus you will be doing the same after eating only french vanilla year after year..marraige is a tough deal...

 

[WhatsHerName]

Vanilla does get rather monotonous day after day after day

 

[peachykeen]

surely a man as talented with frozen foods and beverages as yourself will have years of wedded bliss. Can't wait to see what the kids look like.

 

[Angel]

Why do I keep opening your threads? My bad.

I assumed it was for the Vanilla Ice Cream.

 

[Trail48]

Just don't be starting any pity party threads when you discover she's frigid.

ROFLMAO!!

 

[Marxist]

S.A.P.O.T.W.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Wow, I bet she has a fetish for ice or is that just a little too vanilla for her tastes...

 

[yuppietowngirl]

And if you hold her too long...she will melt for your touch.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Pee Wee did it first and better

Course everything was better when I was 4.