Big Hole

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BIG HOLE

Little Lucy was in the garden filling in a hole when
her neighbor peered
over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was
doing, she politely asked,

"What are you up to there, Lucy?" "My goldfish died,"
replied Lucy
tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried
him." The neighbor was
concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"

Lucy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's
inside your fucking cat!"
 
PMSL!!! That's one of the best punchlines I've heard/read in ages. :D
 
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