BIG BLACK SNAKE....

[Sparky Kronkite]

Listening to Dennis Rodman on Howard Stern's show today - yeah I can hear the groans, me too - but, but, but......

A hospital worker called in and told a story of Dennis having to go to the hospital because of some penis size related blood problem - I actually didn't here all the sordid details. What I did hear indicated that this was a true story which Dennis extended upon. Apparently his dick is so large that "he said" 60 to 70 hospital type workers lined up and/or dropped by to check it out. Apparently one such worker snuck a Polaroid and got a pic. A week later he tried to blackmail Dennis with it. But he couldn't be bothered.

So this one for mainly the women - but guys can pipe in too....

What's the biggest you've ever had - how damn big? Was it good, bad, same as all the rest? What's the biggest you've ever seen in person, actually witnessed.

I've seen some big ones in the movies, yes those movies but in all my/our running around in clubs and stuff the biggest I've witnessed - oh I would say is only a bit bigger than average - you know 8/8.5 or so. I've never seen some giant fuck stick in real life.

How 'bout you?

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL.. omygod. Ok, 11". I'm serious. This guy was huuuuuuge. Unreal, unbelievably huge. I tried to talk him into letting me take pics of it and make $$ laughing.... he said he'd go for it, but I had a change of mind.

The sex was ok, but positions were limited and you have to enjoy a bit of the "on the edge of pain" kinda sex to want that all the time. Oral sex was out of the question, I don't have a mouth that big.. hehe..

They are real and out there walking amongst us, people. AND it's mostly the skinny guys you'd least expect to have the big ones. The guy I'm talking about was around 6'4 and very slim but SURPRISE! laughing.. whooo, good thread Sparks.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm skinny and tall.....

But, but, but........

Pretty average I think - maybe slightly above - only according to the guys I see when having group fun. I do know this - some of the ladies tend to seek me out, at first inexplicably - then I see their husbands or mates - OH! I get it - but really, I'm on the high side of average.

As for these huge guys - I would tend to guess that all else would follow - big hands, feet and nose....

True?

And considering that I often wonder about women and all that same size stuff.......

A woman with a big nose, long fingers, big feet - big giant clit too???????

And big clits - I've only seen'em in movies, never held one - do women who have them orgasm easier???? Hey they are easier to find, right?

 

[Silverlily]

tall - 6' 3" and some
long fingers - yes
big feet - not really
big nose -definately not!
well endowed - absolutely

10 1/2 inches long and as big around as my wrist, took some practice getting used to that, but I didn't mind.

 

[Deborah]

Sparky, you are useless. What I want to know is when is this is going to be on E! so I can watch it? Sometimes they have recent stuff and sometimes old stuff. I mean, this sounds much more entertaining that Hank the angry drunk dwarf or the penis contest.

Now, as for the penis contest. How old is that one Sparky? It was just on E! several days ago, or last week, I don't remember. They got this stripper to go in the bathroom with them while they measured their dicks. Howard was like 6 inches, Fred won at 6 1/2, Gary was like 5 3/4 or 1/2 and that other dude who does the dirty songs and jokes, he "lost" at 5 1/4. He did win the bathing suit contest which was a few days later though.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah but.....Deb.......

Even though I heard those shows I can't stay up that late to watch the E show. And besides, that's not what I asked>>>

What's the biggest (or even smallest) in your experience? Have you closely witnessed such a monster?

 

[Gaucho]

Re: Yeah but.....Deb.......

Even though I heard those shows I can't stay up that late to watch the E show. And besides, that's not what I asked>>>

What's the biggest (or even smallest) in your experience? Have you closely witnessed such a monster?

Spark, is this a trick question?