Big Balls

chanaud said:
How does he walk with those?

My guess is he doesn't bother with walking and just bounces around on the suckers.
 
Re: Re: Big Balls

Renegade said:


My guess is he doesn't bother with walking and just bounces around on the suckers.

Who knew that the space hopper was an african invention
 
Arghh I used to know the name of the parasite that caused that. Now I forget. I think it started with an E but not sure. Where are all the bio and genetics majors out there.
 
OUTSIDER said:


Who knew that the space hopper was an african invention

Sure would save money on gas. Hate to think what would happen if they were to land on a nail in the road though.
 
Renegade said:


Sure would save money on gas. Hate to think what would happen if they were to land on a nail in the road though.

:eek: OUCH :eek:
 
*singing*

i'm ever upper class, high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
and i always fill my ballrooms, the event is never small
the social pages say i've got the biggest balls of all

i've got big balls
i've got big balls
they're such big balls
and they're dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

and my balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full
and everybody comes and comes again
if your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
everybody says i got great balls of fire

i've got big balls
oh i've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that i like best
my balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

we've got big balls
we've got big balls
we've got big balls
dirty big balls
he's got big balls
she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

we've got big balls
we've got big balls
we've got big balls

and i'm just itching to tell you about them
we've got big balls
oh, how it's just wonderful fun!
he's got big balls
seafood cocktail! crabs!
she's got big balls
crayfish!
but we've got the biggest balls of them all
 
You got it!

OUTSIDER said:
Elephantiasis

What a horrible disease. There's a famous picture taken in the early part of the last century by some doctors at my med school of a guy with elephantiasis of the scrotum whose scrotum was so enlarged large he had to wheel it in front of him in a wheelbarrow. It's caused by an infection of filarial worms in the tropics. The little parasites block up the lymphatic channels around the area they enter preventing normal return of extracellular fluid to the vascular system - hence mega-swelling.

Another reason not to live in South America.
 
This would go great with G.R.'s sideshow freak out party!!!!!


chanaud, do you accept my apology?
I really am sorry for calling you an idiot when that birdie thing happend.
 
LOL

You are a sweetie Star. My feelings weren't hurt. I've been called worse by my husband and close friends.
 
Oh, Good, except for the 'I've been called worse by my husband and friends" part, but I don't really talk to people like that, and I just felt aweful because I am an animal lover, and I know who upset people can feel over hurting animals on accident.


Okay, time to freak out!

Except that I did a search and couldn't fing my old assed thread.
 
OUCH!!!

looks like the worst case of blue balls i have ever seen!!
 
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