Biblicial Story

[HotBodyLover]

It may be blastphomy for even thinking this story, im going to hell so what the fuck anyways.

I had a idea today about someone doing a story about say 2 or 3 (if you want to make it a threesome) people in the bible having a hot and sexy relationship or one nighter.

It may be a wrong concept for some.

 

[emap]

Ummmm hun hate to break this to you, but there was a whole lot of begatting going on in the first section. begatting is having sex and kids, there was no other known way to have kids then so the bible is a whole lot of sex. Old testament is a whole lot of not being married sex actually.

Well may not have been unmarried sex, though a few of those guys who did the begatting had to have been sleeping around, no other way for a man to have 130 kids in his lifetime, women stop having them period after about 30 kids.

 

[mjl2010]

Ummmm hun hate to break this to you, but there was a whole lot of begatting going on in the first section. begatting is having sex and kids, there was no other known way to have kids then so the bible is a whole lot of sex. Old testament is a whole lot of not being married sex actually.

Well may not have been unmarried sex, though a few of those guys who did the begatting had to have been sleeping around, no other way for a man to have 130 kids in his lifetime, women stop having them period after about 30 kids.

The better off you were, the more wives you were expected to have, thereby making sure you remained as poor as the next guy. Some guys had hundreds of wives and died as young as 800 years.

That was back before divorce and alimony of course. Men lived so much longer back then. Now, we're lucky to make it to 80 with all we have to worry about.

So when someone talks about the good ole days, now you know what he's talking about.

AS for your bibilical story, I've heard rumors of lightning bolts striking from a clear blue sky and completely obliterating someone.

Just saying...you go right ahead and write that story, HBL.

MJL

I think I've been reading too many of Freddy's posts.

 

[emap]

Me to, though does bring to mind a question, what happened that having more than one wife was a bad thing?

Heck kings were rather expected to have mistresses, though oddly enough Queen Elizabeth was not supposed to be having sex period. Not to mention preists at one time all had wives, not all them treated their wife to wifely duties and pleasures, they went to the altar boy for that but still.

Life was so much nicer when you were supposed to get married and try to have kids. Actually as I recall was a reason for a divorce for a while, she doesn't spring out kids poste haste, she got booted to the curb. More common with kings but everybod could do the same.

 

[GratefulFred]

How about writing about the Egyptians fucking around as pleagues were happening?

Jonah while in a whale meets a girl who swallows him

Ezekiel walking through the land of dry boners

Orgy by the golden calf at 7

Have the 12 spies checking out the land of canaan and checking out the holyland babes

And of course who could forget that holy Jesus dude...

 

[beurreblanc]

Old Testament

Hotbod, what a great idea. And emap is right. There is so much intruige in the Old Testament. What you have to do is find a story of obvious sexual tension. Don't take characters out of context, but fill in the blanks. I don't see it as blasphemy if you don't change the characters from what they are. Read about Sodom and Gomorrah. Did you know that Lot's daughters plyed him with wine and tricked him in to impregnating them?

 

[mjl2010]

Me to, though does bring to mind a question, what happened that having more than one wife was a bad thing?

I dunno. Seems natural to me. Ok shutting up now.

[claps hand over mouth]

MJL

 

[emap]

I am so telling your wife.

So now funny thing, remember that whole ark thing? He got two of every creature onto the arc took his family on and they lived through the flood. Anybody remember any other people getting onto the arc or are we all descended from one big family?

Would make for a good incest story, so long as the animals don't participate.

Personally, I would be a stowaway gal and he had 5 sons so that is alot of dicking for 40 days.

 

[mjl2010]

I am so telling your wife.

So now funny thing, remember that whole ark thing? He got two of every creature onto the arc took his family on and they lived through the flood. Anybody remember any other people getting onto the arc or are we all descended from one big family?

Would make for a good incest story, so long as the animals don't participate.

Personally, I would be a stowaway gal and he had 5 sons so that is alot of dicking for 40 days.

Don't forget Adam and Eve started the whole go forth and multiply thing. There wasn't anything but brother and sister to get things going.

But they all had wives. Probably more than one too.

I think I'll exit this post before I say anything about 40 days of dicking.

MJL

 

[snooper]

As it would be told in a modern trash newspaper:

MY STORY: Bathsheba Tells All
IT was well over a cubit​

 

[emap]

Ooooo oooooo snoopy you evil man, you gave me an interesting idea for a bibleish story.

So going back to the arc bit, supposing it is current times and they are running an experiment. They get together the 200 animals that were known to have been around and recognized animals in the area and era. To go along with this, they get together a group of the same number of people reported to have been on the arc. The plan is they are going to sail around for 40 days and nights and see where they land, and record the difficulties inherit in having that many different animals on the boat with them.

Safety reasons the animals are enclosed in seperate sections, with easy access for feeding. They have so much food stored aboard the rest they have to fish for. Just in case you didn't see this part coming, there is a stowaway. So the whole duration of the experiment said stowaway is spending on her back or recovering while the men all take turns fishing tending the animals and the wives and dicking the stowaway. Just for more fun, say the men and women are not married, they are just people slapped on the boat to see what else happens.

Ok, at this point I am thinking we should send an email to Fox and title this interesting show idea.

Anyway, while I would so have fun doing said thing, I shouldn't write a story on it, this one rather needs third person and I don't wanna go there.

 

[mjl2010]

Definitely a topic for FOX Reality TV. Didn't they have to build the boat themselves and no one wanted to help or something like that?

You could help out, then overhear something that makes you think they won't take you along. So you sneak on board and hide out where? Ummmmmm. Oh yeah, under a bed <grin>. One of the guys comes along. finds you and drags you out.

His brothers find out he's got this hot bod stowaway and threaten to blow the whistle on him if he doesn't share.

MJL

 

[snooper]

... Anyway, while I would so have fun doing said thing, I shouldn't write a story on it, this one rather needs third person and I don't wanna go there

Why not? You did perfectly well in third person on this synopsis - expand it.

If you insist on writing in the child-like first person, write it from the POV of one of the adults on board, but preferably not the stowaway.

 

[emap]

Wait, why is first person view childlike? I simply prefer writing in first person, third person I don't like to use because then I gotta keep track of who thinks what, who does what and so forth. I find it much more fun to simply pick one person and stay there.

I suppose it helps I don't have a god complex, I don't really want to know what everyone else thinks.

One of these days maybe I will try doing a third person focused like Stephen King. Though really that's too darn easy, much more fun to come up with ways of writing something that happens to I and not piss off alot of people because I is so different from whoever reads it.

 

[Monazwx]

I was surprised by this thread, and it got me thinking;

Is there such a thing as Christian erotica?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I had the thought some time ago of "Jesus at the Last Orgy". Problem is, whenever I think about it, the story comes out funny.

In fact, there is a whole genre of these kinds of stories. Monty Python's The Life of Brian is one. However, the Hewbrews truely believed in the Book of Deuteronomy which required them to be stoned for incest etc. (And I understand the Weed was pretty substandard in those days.)

 

[ms.read]

I am so telling your wife.

So now funny thing, remember that whole ark thing? He got two of every creature onto the arc took his family on and they lived through the flood. Anybody remember any other people getting onto the arc or are we all descended from one big family?

Would make for a good incest story, so long as the animals don't participate.

Personally, I would be a stowaway gal and he had 5 sons so that is alot of dicking for 40 days.

I hear that!

 

[ms.read]

I was surprised by this thread, and it got me thinking;

Is there such a thing as Christian erotica?

Yes By Dee Henderson, The first book is called THE NEGOTIATOR.>>> warning, not as hot as you wanted it to be!

 

[emap]

I think we need to ask that again, is there such a thing as christian erotica that does not make fun of christianity and is not a romance novel?

 

[DarkBee]

I think we need to ask that again, is there such a thing as christian erotica that does not make fun of christianity and is not a romance novel?

The bible itself is full with adultery, masturbation and all other kinds of 'sins', so a writer just needs to read one of those stories and expand the sex part, as the bible doesn't tell those.

 

[emap]

I knew I forgot something, goes into detail on what the sex entails.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Ummmm hun hate to break this to you, but there was a whole lot of begatting going on in the first section. begatting is having sex and kids, there was no other known way to have kids then so the bible is a whole lot of sex. Old testament is a whole lot of not being married sex actually.

Well may not have been unmarried sex, though a few of those guys who did the begatting had to have been sleeping around, no other way for a man to have 130 kids in his lifetime, women stop having them period after about 30 kids.

Let's clear this up right now.
Begat is the past tense of begin, as in a line of siblings (family tree).
They only tell of the progression of children, not sex.
Wooing is a word for petting (hugs and kisses), courting (flirting and dating), and intimate relations (foreplay).
There was no word for sex but a euphemism for orgasm (deflowering).
In fact I don't think a virgin was known Before Christ.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Ooooo oooooo snoopy you evil man, you gave me an interesting idea for a bibleish story.

So going back to the arc bit, supposing it is current times and they are running an experiment. They get together the 200 animals that were known to have been around and recognized animals in the area and era. To go along with this, they get together a group of the same number of people reported to have been on the arc. The plan is they are going to sail around for 40 days and nights and see where they land, and record the difficulties inherit in having that many different animals on the boat with them.

Safety reasons the animals are enclosed in seperate sections, with easy access for feeding. They have so much food stored aboard the rest they have to fish for. Just in case you didn't see this part coming, there is a stowaway. So the whole duration of the experiment said stowaway is spending on her back or recovering while the men all take turns fishing tending the animals and the wives and dicking the stowaway. Just for more fun, say the men and women are not married, they are just people slapped on the boat to see what else happens.

Ok, at this point I am thinking we should send an email to Fox and title this interesting show idea.

Anyway, while I would so have fun doing said thing, I shouldn't write a story on it, this one rather needs third person and I don't wanna go there.

I have one word for you:
Beastiality
It will never be accepted here.

Anyway, while I would so have fun doing said thing, I shouldn't write a story on it, this one rather needs third person and I don't wanna go there.

Sorry, didn't mean to snap at you.

 

[Monazwx]

Yes By Dee Henderson, The first book is called THE NEGOTIATOR.>>> warning, not as hot as you wanted it to be!

Thanks! I'll look into it.

 

[Monazwx]

I think we need to ask that again, is there such a thing as christian erotica that does not make fun of christianity and is not a romance novel?

The problem is that there a soooooooooooooooo many hangups in terms of religion and sex, that I'm finding it difficult to imagine a hot, nasty sex story (that isn't about incest or adultery) that wouldn't require some sort of 'smiting' in the end. I think someone made a Bethsheba reference that may turn out ok. Maybe a Solomon and Queen of Sheba affiar may work as well, (but that too may turn out into a romance/love story).