Biblical Pornography

kittykateater

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I love how Christian fundamentalist hypocrites rail against pronography! Check this out from Song of Solomon (the speaker is one of the king's wives):

(Interracial sex):
"I am black, but comely...Behold, thou art fair [light skinned], my love."

(Foreplay):
"He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts."

(Man-on-top fellatio):
"I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me."

(60 guys standing around the king's and queen's bed, holding their "swords" which are down their thighs; apparently a sight the black queen enjoyed very much and can't help boasting about):
"Behold his bed, which is Solomon's; threescore valiant men are about it, of the valiant of Israel. They all hold swords...every man hath his sword upon his thigh."

(Intercourse and cunnilingus, after saying that she is his garden):
"Let my beloved come into his garden [let him come inside of me...], and eat his pleasant fruits [...and then eat his own come out of me]."

(Finger exploration of the anus):
"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him."

(Female masturbation):
"I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dripped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock. I opened to my beloved."

(Fellatio):
"I went down into the garden of nuts [she went down on HIS nuts] to see the fruits of the valley, and to see whether the vine flourished [whether his cock stiffened] and the pomegranates budded [whether his balls swelled]."

(Jacking him off):
"Thy stature is like to a palm tree [dude, your cock is as big as a tree trunk]... I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof..."

(Fellatio, with come-swallowing):
...And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly."

(Cunnilingus again):
"I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate. His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me."

Also, I have never understood the Christian idea that sex is original sin but the result of sex is sacred and must not be aborted.

OK, religious extremists of all persuasions, come out slugging each other over this now! Having stirred things up, I will gracefully bow out now, before this gets ugly!

:)
 
LOL!! That was probably the funniest thing I have read all night.
 
It could also just be the journal of an avid gardener who really, really likes pomegranites.
 
Hey, don't knock the pomegranate

It's the only fruit that sounds like a hard surface you wouldn't want to land on if you'd been thrown from a 12-storey building...
 
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