Bible Spam

[gystex]

I think the best way to deal with the recent influx of religious spam is to report these posts to the moderators. We shoiuld not answer them either by posting, PM or E-mail. The moderators will delete this person's accounts as they violate the rules by posting their spam, and eventually said person will get tired of having to re-create accounts and go away.

In the meantime, as a sort of counter-attack, I suggest those who wish to do so visit the Skeptic's Annotated Bible, which I find to be a good and well-thought out site.

Finally, since I do not wish to be like my nemesis, I will post something having to do with sex. I think an interesting idea for a CHYOO story would be one that tells like a letter to Penthouse Forum -

Dear Penthouse:

I am a freshman at a small northeastern college. I never thought these letters were real until I had an experience which changed my mind. I just had to share it with you.

I had just resigned myself to another evening of reading your magazine when there was a knock at my dorm room door...

I think part of the fun of such a story would be the exploitation of cliche - deliberately doing things like having the hot R.A. come over because her boyfriend just dumped her and she's lonely, or the foxy brunette that the author has had his eye on for the past two months coming back from the shower and "accidentally" entering the wrong room. Obviously the story itself would be fairly generic. I would write it such that there were about twenty choices at the first thread so that it could be as wide as possible, and plan to terminate it after about six threads of length. The story would therefore have to potential to eventually be completed.

Anyway, if anyone wants to comment on either my story idea or this religious crap, feel free!

Cheers,

 

[jakelyon]

I have not seen any bible spam, where is that popping up?

I like the story idea, I think it could be entertaining as everyone understands what a penthouse letter is and a chance to write one could be fun.

 

[gystex]

The bible spammer is hitting all the threads on Literotica and CHYOO with messages like "Check this out!" and a link which leads to a site that tells all about how Jesus died for us - apparently assuming that those who write and read about sex cannot possibly be among the faithful (which I'm not, but that's beside the point), and being misled into visiting her website will make converts of us all. I am reporting the threads when I see them, and odds are others are too, because the moderators seem to be doing a quick job of deleting them. Hopefully, Little Miss Jesus Freak will eventually get the message.

As far as the story, I'm getting to work on the intro and leading threads, of which there will be a large number - probably about twenty, like I said before. Whether it will be approved by the procrastinating webmasters who haven't updated in over a month, that remains to be seen.

 

[Kurt Angle]

Do you think a real Jesus freak would actually make it to Literotica? I doubt it, probably just a member of lit. with an alter-ego purposely getting underneath people's skin. If it really is a Jesus freak, then how would they find out about Lit. in the first place? Hmmmmmm... Hypocrite, I think so...

 

[Imhotep]

Is this the "Bible" spammer?

LOL Watch this space....aww forget it!

 

[android1966]

Hmmmm, strange this. I like erotic literature but also count myself as a christian. Personally I'd think there was several parts of the bible that would make great erotic stories, for example...

We're all familiar with the story of Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah, however when teaching the story bible teachers usually end when Lot and his daughters have left the city. If you have a bible read on and you'll find the story continues, Lot's daughters afraid that their bloodline will end, ply their father Lot with wine. When Lot is so drunk he's in a stupor his daughters take turns having incestuous sex with him and each bear a child ensuring that their line continues.

Plus of course there's such famous pairings as Samson and Delilah, Solomon and the Queen of Sheba and what really happened between Jesus and the Mary Magdelane, who was as I read it euphemistically described as a dancer.

 

[WattsIsnaim]

Do you think a real Jesus freak would actually make it to Literotica? I doubt it, probably just a member of lit. with an alter-ego purposely getting underneath people's skin. If it really is a Jesus freak, then how would they find out about Lit. in the first place? Hmmmmmm... Hypocrite, I think so...

There are those in the church who go out of there way to find porn, so as to fight it. For example, along the highway between where I live and my parents house (about a 45 min drive) there is a strip joint with a big sign, "GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!" Well, on the very next lot there is now a sign next to a construction sight that says, "Future home of the [something something] Baptist Church" Like it or not, there are people of faith who consider porn as an enemy, and one they need to face head on.

Personally, I am a very devout Christian. I do write about unmarired people having sex, but I also have writen about an undead cyborg killing off millions. I don't really recomend ether one as a positive moral action. My stories are fantasy. In reality, I have had only one woman, my wife. And I was 25 before we did anything. Also I must say that I prefure to both read and write stories with more plot than sex, and I know I'm not alone in that.

In short, I see both sides of it. As a First Amenedment thing, we have the right to post our stories, so long as we abide by the rules, and they have the right to tell us about their faith, even on our own porn sight.