R. Richard
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First the story:
"A homeless man posing as a vet tried to steal sheep from zoo in trash can. A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested on numerous charges. A security guard at the zoo called police Tuesday evening after spotting a man carrying a trash can with a sheep in it, a police report said."
"When officers arrived Grady Allen Carnahan, 32, told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said."
"Carnahan fought with officers as they were trying to take him into custody, police said."
"He was arrested on a felony charge of violating an animal facility and on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, and theft of property."
The animal was returned to its pen at the zoo.
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Then the whole the story:
[R. Richard]Are you the sheep who was carried away in a trash can?
[Sheep]He put me in a trash can! What, he thinks I am trash?
[RR]He said he was taking you to a veterinary clinic.
Oh, now its me who is sick. Let me tell you the sheep-napper is the one who is sick. Sick, sick, sick!
[RR]I would agree here. However, they did arrest the guy.
You mean they put him in a pen where he can't go where he wants?
[RR]Ah, right. Of course, he is not the only one confined to a pen.
Damn right! Not only do they put us in a pen, they don't even provide us with a shepard or a sheep dog. Our security concerns are being neglected here and the media ignores the outrage!
[RR]I can understand. My purpose here is to acquaint Literotica people with your plight.
About time! We have to eat grass. Grass! and then there is the job of minding lambs in the spring. And, of course, the shepherd cuts off our wool, for which we get basically nothing! It is not easy being a sheep.
[RR]Do you have a health plan and retirement plan?
Hah! Nothing. They think we are some kind of four footed anmal here.
[RR]Well, ah, you do have four legs.
Yes, but hooves, not feet! In addition, our hooves are split into two parts and we are Kosher! Are you kosher?
[RR]No, I am not kosher. However, when I buy kosher hot dogs I always say "Shalom!" so they will think that I am kosher.
Despicable!
By the way, do you buy virgin wool?
[RR]No! We at Literotica believe that what a sheep does before they cut its wool off is nobody's business but the sheep's.
"A homeless man posing as a vet tried to steal sheep from zoo in trash can. A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested on numerous charges. A security guard at the zoo called police Tuesday evening after spotting a man carrying a trash can with a sheep in it, a police report said."
"When officers arrived Grady Allen Carnahan, 32, told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said."
"Carnahan fought with officers as they were trying to take him into custody, police said."
"He was arrested on a felony charge of violating an animal facility and on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, and theft of property."
The animal was returned to its pen at the zoo.
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Then the whole the story:
[R. Richard]Are you the sheep who was carried away in a trash can?
[Sheep]He put me in a trash can! What, he thinks I am trash?
[RR]He said he was taking you to a veterinary clinic.
[RR]I would agree here. However, they did arrest the guy.
[RR]Ah, right. Of course, he is not the only one confined to a pen.
[RR]I can understand. My purpose here is to acquaint Literotica people with your plight.
[RR]Do you have a health plan and retirement plan?
[RR]Well, ah, you do have four legs.
[RR]No, I am not kosher. However, when I buy kosher hot dogs I always say "Shalom!" so they will think that I am kosher.
[RR]No! We at Literotica believe that what a sheep does before they cut its wool off is nobody's business but the sheep's.
