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For those who missed it (probably most everyone, I should think) BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, aka Freddie, has bid adieu to Literotica during the intro and the conclusion to his latest, and apparently last, outing:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=399133

By the way, BFW is now a BBW, widowed four years from her beloved husband of 32 years--you guessed it--Freddie.

However, if you trouble to read the story ("Not Over Until the Fat Ladies Sing"), you'll see that in fact the fat ladies don't sing.

Will "Freddie" return? (eerie organ music)
 
I think it's all a bunch of crap. He/she will either be back under the same name or under another.

And as far as what he/she said in the story: I write this story to honor all those women who put up with discrimination and heartache daily, due to their weight issues....

I call bullshit considering more than once BFW has made fun of a couple of ladies around here by making derogatory remarks about their weight and looks.

I don't believe anything that person writes.
 
It took me a couple of moments to figure out just who BFW was. He's been on ignore for a long time.

He's gone now?

I say - BFD.
 
He's left in a huff. A purple one with chrome fenders and white sidewall tires. ;)
 
But...but...but what happened? I was expecting him to fill up threads for half of January with Survivor, whether he won or lost. He can't just disappear into the night without at least one more good rant for the road.
 
freshface said:
But...but...but what happened? I was expecting him to fill up threads for half of January with Survivor, whether he won or lost. He can't just disappear into the night without at least one more good rant for the road.
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With the most recent update of the scoreboard for Survivor, he's in first place so he probably realized that he's pissed off so many people with his insults and accusations, this was the best way to get out of having to apologize when the winner of Survivor was announced. Maybe he figured we'd feel sorry for him (her?) with the last story he posted or maybe forgive him for his year long tirades?

I agree with others, we may not see BOSTONFICTIONWRITER/Freddie again, but as much as he claims to love writing and that writing is his life, he'll be back under another username and it'll start all over again because he won't be able to hide himself. It'll eventually come out who he is. Then he'll say: See? I told you, everyone hates me, they're all out to get me, etc, etc.
 
michchick98 said:
With the most recent update of the scoreboard for Survivor, he's in first place so he probably realized that he's pissed off so many people with his insults and accusations, this was the best way to get out of having to apologize when the winner of Survivor was announced. Maybe he figured we'd feel sorry for him (her?) with the last story he posted or maybe forgive him for his year long tirades?
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Yeah, but it's not over yet. There are still 4 days (and part of this one) left to submit stories and there are quite a number who haven't posted a scorecard at all (they have until the 4th.)
 
There will be a momentary pause while everyone thinks "Who gives a rat's ass?"
 
TE999 said:
There will be a momentary pause while everyone thinks "Who gives a rat's ass?"
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Pickled rats' asses are a common delicacy in the eastern Karelen. Commonly traded as gifts around Christmas, along with traditional embroideries, canaries and other caged pet birds, and burlesque poems written on napkins. Russian Orthodox Christmas, that is. So in mid January, or something..
 
Liar said:
Pickled rats' asses are a common delicacy in the eastern Karelen. Commonly traded as gifts around Christmas, along with traditional embroideries, canaries and other caged pet birds, and burlesque poems written on napkins. Russian Orthodox Christmas, that is. So in mid January, or something..
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Wait a minute-- is this the ass of a pickled rat? Or do they cut the ass off the rat and pickle it separate?
 
Don't care. I always kinda liked Freddie, in a pickled rat's ass kinda way. He could often be the King of the Asshats, but he DID make me chuckle and I'll miss him if he is gone for good. :eek:
 
Stella_Omega said:
Wait a minute-- is this the ass of a pickled rat? Or do they cut the ass off the rat and pickle it separate?
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Niether. They only use naturally expelled asses. This is facilitated by letting the rats watch Tex Avery cartoons until they laugh their asses off.
 
Liar said:
Niether. They only use naturally expelled asses. This is facilitated by letting the rats watch Tex Avery cartoons until they laugh their asses off.
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And sometimes art historians bemoan the end of Surrealism! They're just not looking in the right place, that's all. ;)
 
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