better tasting cum

[Mike Mc]

Hey there,

I have heard that by drinking pineapple juice, a man can improve the taste of his cum.

My questions are, first of all, is this true. And if it is, I would like to hear from some people who have tried this. How much juice is needed to make a difference, how long do you have to drink it before it makes a difference? I would really like to improve the taste for my girl, so anyone with experience with this I would appreciate advice.

Thanks

 

[idoyoganaked]

I remembered seing a thread about this not too long ago:

How to.. make cum taste better

 

[God of Threads]

Hey there,...
I would really like to improve the taste for my girl, so anyone with experience with this I would appreciate advice.

Thanks

How does she describe your current 'taste'?

 

[Mike Mc]

she says it is bitter

 

[Native Alien]

Adding pineapple juice daily and then getting rid of some things that you might be eating will help. Like Broccoli, seafood, aspargus(sp?), redmeat are things not to eat.

 

[sheath]

Pineapple Juice works!

Fresh fruit is great, and if you can work it into your diet every day, that's even better. (You should be eating fresh fruit ANYWAY, as I'm sure a dietician would point out.) Eventually, we found that orange juice has almost the same effect as pineapple juice.

A cool drink to try, if you can't tolerate pineapple juice every single day, is a virgin Yellow-Jacket. (Do NOT add alcohol, that makes semen taste horrible, and that kills the whole point.)

Four cups pineapple juice
Two cups orange juice
1/4-1/2 cup lemon juice

Mix it all together, then add more orange juice if you want. It's awesome, a real treat especially when chilled in the fridge and poured over crushed ice. YUM.

And damned if it doesn't make him taste great. We swear by it now. Hell, it's almost a religion, lol.

S.

 

[jeepman6]

Pineapple Juice works!

Fresh fruit is great, and if you can work it into your diet every day, that's even better. (You should be eating fresh fruit ANYWAY, as I'm sure a dietician would point out.) Eventually, we found that orange juice has almost the same effect as pineapple juice.

A cool drink to try, if you can't tolerate pineapple juice every single day, is a virgin Yellow-Jacket. (Do NOT add alcohol, that makes semen taste horrible, and that kills the whole point.)

Four cups pineapple juice
Two cups orange juice
1/4-1/2 cup lemon juice

Mix it all together, then add more orange juice if you want. It's awesome, a real treat especially when chilled in the fridge and poured over crushed ice. YUM.

And damned if it doesn't make him taste great. We swear by it now. Hell, it's almost a religion, lol.

S.

bows at the altar

 

[sheath]

bows at the altar

LOL

Ah, you are new here. You haven't heard the cucumber salad recipe yet. But you will.

S.

 

[jeepman6]

LOL

Ah, you are new here. You haven't heard the cucumber salad recipe yet. But you will.

S.

new but learning fast and waiting with drooling anticipation

 

[BlueSugar]

what is that cucumber salad thing? I've heard it mentioned a few times since june ... clue us in!!

yes, pineapple/orange juice works.

not smoking helps
not drinking coffee helps
no aspirigua helps (and other vegis like that)
no red meat helps
being a vegitarian certainly helps
no salty/preserved/bitter foods help
oddly/steriotypically... not eating fish or iron rich food helps..

Lets just say I've done my research

PS this works for women too.

 

[Minout]

My observations

Drink lots of water, smooth texture is better than chunky.
Masturbate frequently, again texture.
Do not smoke. Smoker's cum tastes nasty.
Beer makes you taste bitter.

The improvement from not smoking takes about a week of no smoking so, I would think that the pineapple juice or other dietary supplements or eliminations would take a little less to kick in.

 

[cynthiadianec]

If have a sour throat you should bring pineapple juice. So pineapple juice is the new miracle drug/herb/food. lol

 

[ESH419]

what is that cucumber salad thing? I've heard it mentioned a few times since june ... clue us in!!

yes, pineapple/orange juice works.

not smoking helps
not drinking coffee helps
no aspirigua helps (and other vegis like that)
no red meat helps
being a vegitarian certainly helps
no salty/preserved/bitter foods help
oddly/steriotypically... not eating fish or iron rich food helps..

Lets just say I've done my research

PS this works for women too.

Seems like all the good food is out! =P

Question tho, is it coffee itself or caffene in general? I can't make it to work without my caffene injection =P

And i wish you hadn't said vegitarian tho. I've got beef (pun intended) with a mess of those ultra vegans (i.e. my sister) who get all pissy when i eat things that cast a shadow.

~ESH419

 

[Dick Cheyney]

Motor oil and coffee grounds, but make sure that the coffee grounds are used. None of that French Vanilla shit either, plain old American owned, Columbian grown coffee grounds brewed by Dunkin Doughnuts.

It'll make ya taste spiffy sweet!

 

[sheath]

what is that cucumber salad thing? I've heard it mentioned a few times since june ... clue us in!!

Here it is: CUCUMBER REVENGE SALAD

Ingredients: (The most essential ones)

--Lettuce, tomatoes, and such...all the things to make a good salad.
--A cucumber of good size.
--One dripping wet pussy.
--One disgrunted and selfish as hell ex-husband who made it a habit to NEVER go down on you, but who expected blow-jobs regardless.
--The ability to not laugh hysterically as you watch the results.
--One fateful lunch date.

Directions:

Invite ex-husband to lunch. Mix the salad with all those good trimmings. Take cucumber and slip it into the dripping pussy that has been begging for a cock. Fuck yourself with it. Cum at least once. DO NOT clean off the cucumber. Cut it into thin slices. Toss with salad. Set in front of ex-husband and watch as he eats every single bite. Try not to laugh. Never tell him that he just ate the pussy juices he tried so hard to avoid during your marriage. Refrain from pointing out that he told you over and over, "That salad was delicious!".



S.

 

[shortskirt]

Yes the pineapple juice works great and that I can tell you first hand.Just besure you don't swallow the cum to fast be fore you get to drink the juice and mixing it with the sticky goo.

 

[ESH419]

Here it is: CUCUMBER REVENGE SALAD

Ingredients: (The most essential ones)

--Lettuce, tomatoes, and such...all the things to make a good salad.
--A cucumber of good size.
--One dripping wet pussy.
--One disgrunted and selfish as hell ex-husband who made it a habit to NEVER go down on you, but who expected blow-jobs regardless.
--The ability to not laugh hysterically as you watch the results.
--One fateful lunch date.

Directions:

Invite ex-husband to lunch. Mix the salad with all those good trimmings. Take cucumber and slip it into the dripping pussy that has been begging for a cock. Fuck yourself with it. Cum at least once. DO NOT clean off the cucumber. Cut it into thin slices. Toss with salad. Set in front of ex-husband and watch as he eats every single bite. Try not to laugh. Never tell him that he just ate the pussy juices he tried so hard to avoid during your marriage. Refrain from pointing out that he told you over and over, "That salad was delicious!".



S.

LOL! Ok that's one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

By the way, i'm sure plenty of people here would line up to get some of that salad. =P I sure would.

~ESH419

 

[sheath]

LOL! Ok that's one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

By the way, i'm sure plenty of people here would line up to get some of that salad. =P I sure would.

~ESH419

I'm glad it made you laugh! It was quite funny at the time, too. It took one hell of a lot of willpower not to dissolve into hysterics while I watched him eat it.

I would have no problem with making enough to go around...

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Sheath, you are truly one of a kind...

 

[sheath]

Sheath, you are truly one of a kind...

Hello there, my Tennessee/Mississippi friend. It's good to see you here again!



S.