lilminx
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From b Gaffney.
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the
28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into
unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are
doing their dirty business. I usually don't send emails like this,
but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a
friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother
knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs
from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to
another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently
overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came
to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be
true.
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the
28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into
unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are
doing their dirty business. I usually don't send emails like this,
but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a
friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother
knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs
from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to
another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently
overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came
to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be
true.
