Betcha can't eat just one...

LukkyKnight

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This supposedly was a real event that took place in a consulting firm in Chicago.

The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."

Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use past/existing ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a "Top Ten List."

After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone. I'm pretty sure we can do better here at lit, both on the creativity dimension and on enjoying the rest of the week...
 
The original list

10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz UP!"

9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].

3. Viagra, Tastes great!..........More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!


And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?
 
Have a Viagra and a smile..:D Thank you, LukkyKnight, I can hardly wait to see the responses!!
 
Well... not quite the same but ....


Who needs " Good hands " when you have Viagra ?

* satire on All States Good Hands campaign *


Got Viagra ?

With Viagra, you can take a licking and keep on ticking. :eek:
( Timex watches )

Viagra. Reccomended by Dr. Mom


Viagra, The rock hard, throbbing, pulsing, fuck-her-all-night-so-she-stops-whining so you can sleep medicine.
 
:D This thread has my mind in gear and my tickle box turned over (southern phrase here, watch your step). These are coca-cola slogans from 1905 to 1985 that can be changed to Viagra:

Viagra revives and sustains. (Coke ad 1905)

Things go better with Viagra (from Coke ad 1963)

Viagra adds life (from coke ad 1976)

We've got a taste for you, Viagra, America's real choice (from coke ad 1985)

And from our dear friends at Bud...

Viagra, never lets you down
 
Viagra- Break me off a piece of that.

(A slight redoing of Kit-Kat.) ;)
 
SilverVeil said:
Viagra, The rock hard, throbbing, pulsing, fuck-her-all-night-so-she-stops-whining so you can sleep medicine.

This is going to be hard to top!

"Be All that you can be, With Viagra" (old US Army recruiting slogan)
 
aww Yes

Viagra- "It's whats up front that counts"

Old Teriton cig slogan
 
So many of the good ones were taken:

Hold the tickles
Hold the fetish
Special orders
Don't upset us
All we as is that you let us

Serve you your way.

Have it your way.....

With Viagra

Whew! That sounds kinky. It rings of group sex and a little D/s!

:D
 
Some more...

Doesn't your Penis deserve Viagra. (Alpo)

It's what your right arm's for, Viagra (Courage Beer)

You deserve a Bonk Today. (Pun on McDonnalds)

Nothing comes between me and my Calvins , well almost nothing (CalvinKlein)

"You've come a long way, baby." (Virginia Slims)

Bring out the Viagra and bring out the best. (Hellmans Mayo)

Viagra, Dont Leave home Without it (Amex)

I love what you do to me, Viagra (Toyota)

Reachout and Touch Someone (At&t)
 
My dick keep's going,and going,and going.....(Energizer)
Could even have a dick thumpin a drum in the comercial.
:D
 
I can't believe she ate the w-w-h-h-o-l-e thing!

Try it, you'll like it.
 
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