(OOC: closed for myself and Makitsu_Trinity)
"I fucked Lisa Stainsby last night," said Jake with a sideways grin.
We were all hanging out at a bench in the park between the arts building and the science wing. A slight October breeze was tugging some of the yellow-brown leaves from the trees as the four of us met up. It was Friday afternoon and normally we got together at that time to discuss the weekend strategy of debauchery, but this particular day Jake had kicked things off by bragging about his exploits the previous evening.
"Dude, everybody's fucked Lisa Stainsby," said Dave. It was true. Lisa was the kind of girl that didn't feel good about herself. She tried to bury those feelings with outward achievements and when that didn't work, drown them with booze. During the day she was a driven student but by night she was a party girl with a reputation. She would get herself totally wasted and since she didn't love herself she'd try to find love and acceptance in the bed of another, but she invariably would wake up the next morning devastatingly hung over, full of regret and loving herself even less. I knew this because I'd witnessed her tearful crawl to the bathroom the afternoon after I laid her in her dorm the previous New Year's. I also knew this because I'd dated her roommate Christy Coulson for a couple of months in the spring and she told me all about her. I felt like a champion fucking her in the wee hours of 2015 but I have to admit the sight when I awoke was a sad one. I'd slpet with a lot of girls in my time but I never thought I'd ever regret one. With Lisa I kinda did.
"She's not even that hot," Corey rolled his eyes. He stood there tall and thin in his trenchcoat and sunglasses. The wind was picking up and played with his short dark hair. He had high standards when it came to women. Very high. He demanded perfection. Perfect skin, nice tits, no fat, the taller the better. His current girlfriend was Faith Smith, a five-foot-nine cheerleader with incredible legs. I myself appreciated a fine looking woman as much as anyone but I thought he was missing out on a lot. Lisa was a natural blonde cutie. There was nothing wrong with her, but her small chest and chunky athletic thighs turned him off. It was his loss.
"Fuck Corey," I said. "Mr High-and-Mighty Stud. You'd turn down Taylor Swift if she rubbed up against you. You'd tell her to come back with a boob job. Just because Lisa's got a flat chest." The wind was messing with my blonde locks too. I reached up to neaten them back out and then zipped up my leather racing jacket. It was getting chilly.
"Fuck you, man," he spat back. He was actually a bit ticked off. "Who are you bangin'?"
"What the hell, man?" I said. "You saw me leave the party with Sheila Bartosky just like last week."
"Bullshit. Where'd you take her? For an ice cream sundae?" he smirked. I don't know what had gotten into him that day. We were got friends from law class the previous year when we were freshmen, but suddenly he was busting my balls. "You never slept with her." The truth was that although we made out behind the student union for a bit, nothing else happened, but Corey didn't need to know that.
"You don't fuckin' know what the hell we did," I grinned.
"If you did you'd be telling us all about it," he countered. "You'd have told us all the next day. You aint said shit."
"I don't always have to kiss and tell," I said. "Unlike you, I have a shred of gentleman in me."
"Oooh!" said Jake. "Them's fightin' words!"
"Guys, guys," Dave interrupted. He had a look in his eye like he was up to something. "There's only one way to settle this." Dave was six-two and broad shouldered with a crew cut. He was the star shortstop for the baseball team and was a media major in the film school. Dave was our ring leader. He stood in his red satin Fresno State Bulldogs team jacket and raised his hand to his chin, stroking it in scheming contemplation. "Now we all know that the four of us are the king studs on campus, right?" We all nodded in agreement. "Let's put a friendly wager between Mr Discerning Tastes here," he said pointing to Corey, "and compassionate Prince Charming over here," he gestured my way.
"What do you got in mind?" asked Jake.
"For you ..." Dave said as he fixed his gaze upon Corey and thought a moment. "Brit Tagliani."
"Oh!" Jake laughed. Brit was off the charts hot with smooth Mediterranean skin and dark shiny waves of hair to her shoulders. She was a dedicated journalism major and was the editor of the school paper. She also had an on-again-off-again thing with some race car driver in Europe. Her tastes were exotic and she had never given me the time of day.
"Corey, you lay the hottest? Prove it. You gotta bone Miss Tagliani."
"Is there a time frame on this?" he asked before Dave shushed him.
"And you ..." Dave pointed at me. "Ahh this is perfect for you," he nodded. "Mabel ... Edwards."
"Mabel Edwards?" Jake's face scrunched up in bewilderment. "Who the fuck is Mabel Edwards?" I was curious too.
"She's this dame in my film class," he said as he pointed his thumb back towards the arts building where his class had recently let out. Then he looked over his shoulder and scanned the area. "Is that her? Yeah, that's her," he said.
She was about forty yards away as all of our necks craned. She was obviously a big girl, heavy and curvy in loose jeans a t-shirt hoodie and a colorful bag over her shoulder. Her hair was plain. Her face was plain. She was terribly homely. Jake was struggling hard to keep a straight face.
"Now don't look. Don't look," said Dave and we all acted casual. "You'll spook her or something."
"You can't be serious," said Corey. "That chick is gagging to get laid. I gotta get into Brit's pants and he just has to do her?"
"Aww man, I couldn't do it," Jake said to Corey as he squirmed. "I'd let you win."
"Naw, the chick's a recluse," Dave explained. "Her roommate knows Pam. She never goes out."
"Still," said Corey.
"For you to win, Doug, prove you're Mr Thoughtful, Mr Feelings, yadayada," he turned to me speaking lowly, "this is what you gotta do ..."
"I fucked Lisa Stainsby last night," said Jake with a sideways grin.
We were all hanging out at a bench in the park between the arts building and the science wing. A slight October breeze was tugging some of the yellow-brown leaves from the trees as the four of us met up. It was Friday afternoon and normally we got together at that time to discuss the weekend strategy of debauchery, but this particular day Jake had kicked things off by bragging about his exploits the previous evening.
"Dude, everybody's fucked Lisa Stainsby," said Dave. It was true. Lisa was the kind of girl that didn't feel good about herself. She tried to bury those feelings with outward achievements and when that didn't work, drown them with booze. During the day she was a driven student but by night she was a party girl with a reputation. She would get herself totally wasted and since she didn't love herself she'd try to find love and acceptance in the bed of another, but she invariably would wake up the next morning devastatingly hung over, full of regret and loving herself even less. I knew this because I'd witnessed her tearful crawl to the bathroom the afternoon after I laid her in her dorm the previous New Year's. I also knew this because I'd dated her roommate Christy Coulson for a couple of months in the spring and she told me all about her. I felt like a champion fucking her in the wee hours of 2015 but I have to admit the sight when I awoke was a sad one. I'd slpet with a lot of girls in my time but I never thought I'd ever regret one. With Lisa I kinda did.
"She's not even that hot," Corey rolled his eyes. He stood there tall and thin in his trenchcoat and sunglasses. The wind was picking up and played with his short dark hair. He had high standards when it came to women. Very high. He demanded perfection. Perfect skin, nice tits, no fat, the taller the better. His current girlfriend was Faith Smith, a five-foot-nine cheerleader with incredible legs. I myself appreciated a fine looking woman as much as anyone but I thought he was missing out on a lot. Lisa was a natural blonde cutie. There was nothing wrong with her, but her small chest and chunky athletic thighs turned him off. It was his loss.
"Fuck Corey," I said. "Mr High-and-Mighty Stud. You'd turn down Taylor Swift if she rubbed up against you. You'd tell her to come back with a boob job. Just because Lisa's got a flat chest." The wind was messing with my blonde locks too. I reached up to neaten them back out and then zipped up my leather racing jacket. It was getting chilly.
"Fuck you, man," he spat back. He was actually a bit ticked off. "Who are you bangin'?"
"What the hell, man?" I said. "You saw me leave the party with Sheila Bartosky just like last week."
"Bullshit. Where'd you take her? For an ice cream sundae?" he smirked. I don't know what had gotten into him that day. We were got friends from law class the previous year when we were freshmen, but suddenly he was busting my balls. "You never slept with her." The truth was that although we made out behind the student union for a bit, nothing else happened, but Corey didn't need to know that.
"You don't fuckin' know what the hell we did," I grinned.
"If you did you'd be telling us all about it," he countered. "You'd have told us all the next day. You aint said shit."
"I don't always have to kiss and tell," I said. "Unlike you, I have a shred of gentleman in me."
"Oooh!" said Jake. "Them's fightin' words!"
"Guys, guys," Dave interrupted. He had a look in his eye like he was up to something. "There's only one way to settle this." Dave was six-two and broad shouldered with a crew cut. He was the star shortstop for the baseball team and was a media major in the film school. Dave was our ring leader. He stood in his red satin Fresno State Bulldogs team jacket and raised his hand to his chin, stroking it in scheming contemplation. "Now we all know that the four of us are the king studs on campus, right?" We all nodded in agreement. "Let's put a friendly wager between Mr Discerning Tastes here," he said pointing to Corey, "and compassionate Prince Charming over here," he gestured my way.
"What do you got in mind?" asked Jake.
"For you ..." Dave said as he fixed his gaze upon Corey and thought a moment. "Brit Tagliani."
"Oh!" Jake laughed. Brit was off the charts hot with smooth Mediterranean skin and dark shiny waves of hair to her shoulders. She was a dedicated journalism major and was the editor of the school paper. She also had an on-again-off-again thing with some race car driver in Europe. Her tastes were exotic and she had never given me the time of day.
"Corey, you lay the hottest? Prove it. You gotta bone Miss Tagliani."
"Is there a time frame on this?" he asked before Dave shushed him.
"And you ..." Dave pointed at me. "Ahh this is perfect for you," he nodded. "Mabel ... Edwards."
"Mabel Edwards?" Jake's face scrunched up in bewilderment. "Who the fuck is Mabel Edwards?" I was curious too.
"She's this dame in my film class," he said as he pointed his thumb back towards the arts building where his class had recently let out. Then he looked over his shoulder and scanned the area. "Is that her? Yeah, that's her," he said.
She was about forty yards away as all of our necks craned. She was obviously a big girl, heavy and curvy in loose jeans a t-shirt hoodie and a colorful bag over her shoulder. Her hair was plain. Her face was plain. She was terribly homely. Jake was struggling hard to keep a straight face.
"Now don't look. Don't look," said Dave and we all acted casual. "You'll spook her or something."
"You can't be serious," said Corey. "That chick is gagging to get laid. I gotta get into Brit's pants and he just has to do her?"
"Aww man, I couldn't do it," Jake said to Corey as he squirmed. "I'd let you win."
"Naw, the chick's a recluse," Dave explained. "Her roommate knows Pam. She never goes out."
"Still," said Corey.
"For you to win, Doug, prove you're Mr Thoughtful, Mr Feelings, yadayada," he turned to me speaking lowly, "this is what you gotta do ..."