Best truck ever!

FUCK THAT! The best truck by FAR is Tonka, everyone knows that!!!
 
God what ugly vehicles. How the hell are you supposed to drag a gay guy behind one of those?
 
Tonka was a horse in a Disney movie.

Get your facts straight, or we'll raid your town.

Oh yeah?! Ha! I fart in your general direction!

Tonka was a big toy truck for kids
 
Frimost said:
Oh yeah?! Ha! I fart in your general direction!

Tonka was a big toy truck for kids

I knew you were French.


Tonka was/is a manufacturer of children's toys, actually.

It was also the horsey's name in a 50"s Disney Movie.

Neener, neener.
 
I knew you were French.


Tonka was/is a manufacturer of children's toys, actually.

It was also the horsey's name in a 50"s Disney Movie.

Neener, neener.

I am still farting in your general direction (thank you very much Taco Bell) and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! Other than cover your nose, or walk away, or throw poultry at me, or poison the world’s spam supply, or simply ignore me…NEVERTHELESS my farting continues in your directions with little to NO sign of stopping anytime in the near future!!!!
 
Tonka kicks ass!!!! I once saw one pull TWO little red wagons FULL of stolen gumballs ALL BY ITSELF!!! Talk about horsepower and torque!!!
 
They should have a cool commercial for Tonka trucks with a good background song blaring in the background…Since “Like a Rock” is already taken they should do a spin-off of that and sing “Like Play-dough left out in the sun, it’s fairly decently hard! Like Play-dough left out in the sun, it’s no longer very malleable!”
 
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DEARBORN, Mich., March 6, 2000 - Ford Motor Company has developed the ultimate "Built Ford Tough" F-Series Super Duty pickup truck as a demonstration vehicle for the U.S. Army. It is being unveiled today at the Society of Automotive Engineers (SAE) 2000 World Conference at Detroit's Cobo Center
 
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DEARBORN, Mich., March 6, 2000 - Ford Motor Company has developed the ultimate "Built Ford Tough" F-Series Super Duty pickup truck as a demonstration vehicle for the U.S. Army. It is being unveiled today at the Society of Automotive Engineers (SAE) 2000 World Conference at Detroit's Cobo Center


Love the paint job.
 
OOOOOooooo baby thats the SSR. They are actually gonna' build it come the summer. God willin' & the creek don't rise
 
Frimost said:
FUCK THAT! The best truck by FAR is Tonka, everyone knows that!!!

So, you agree with the article?

"Think you've got the toughest truck on your block? Well, it's milquetoast compared to Ford's Mighty F-350 Tonka."
 
So, you agree with the article?

Actually I never bothered to open that thread to the article until now. Only Ford would be stupid enough to name a real truck after a toy I used to push around in my backyard when I was 7-years old. The fact I made a joke about liking Tonka the best and it turning out their stupid truck was named “Tonka” was a amazing coincidence that took away from my joke about what the best trucks were.
 
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