Best song ever

[rengadeirishman]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B-lJnBYfiD0



St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"

Marc Antony looked down on Caesars body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears
I did not come here to praise Caeser
I came here for sex and beer

Chorus
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like round here

George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware
There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere
Ben Franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex and beer

(Chorus)

Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear"
Dostoyevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment"
Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer

(Chorus)

From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere
They're holding a tremendous referendum
And everyone's choosing sex and beer

(Chorus)

They can take away my pride and my dignity
They can use up all my blood and sweat and tears
They can take away my name and give a number
But they can never take away my sex and beer

(Chorus)

We like sex and beer and sex and beer
And sex and beer
And sex
And beer

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Would you run for President if drafted? You have all the qualifications.

 

[rengadeirishman]

no, but i have always wanted to stage a military junta

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Personally, I go for the Pogues 'Christmas in New York'.

 

[theMaven]

Not bad. But I still prefer the Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."

You an' me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do it
On the Discovery Channel