Best Singles Ad Ever Written

[-phreak]

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...
































Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).

 

[TWB]

Oh my god...that's hilarious.

 

[pink]

*rolling* AWWWWWWWWWw how cute is that. Dogs so rule.

 

[huskie]

this is old... been out for over three yr's I think?

 

[Leverage]

LoL...

 

[TWB]

this is old... been out for over three yr's I think?

Killjoy.

 

[huskie]

Killjoy.

I know... could be worse though... I could'a posted a nast hairy pussy pict!!

 

[-phreak]

I know... could be worse though... I could'a posted a nast hairy pussy pict!!

You better stop or I WILL post uberhairy pussy

 

[revelator]

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

(Men are so easy).

It's true.

Both statements, I mean.


(It wasn't all that long ago - last year, I think.)

 

[beetlebum]

Dogs so rule.

very true

even though my pets are both cats hehe, i think dogs are the greatest

 

[huskie]

You better stop or I WILL post uberhairy pussy

Your joke was very funny and I love'd it!

 

[Modern Mephisto]

At least that's a bitch you can trust.

 

[huskie]

At least that's a bitch you can trust.

gosh... what a sexes remark!!! I'd never say such a thing....

 

[-phreak]

A man walked into a quiet bar



He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm.

He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.

He had a few drinks and chatted with the bartender.

The bartender was experienced and had learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the
bar, so he didn't
mention the ducks.


They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks had to go to the restroom.

He left the ducks there on the bar.

The bartender was alone with the ducks.

There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another.


The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little conversation.

"Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all
day! What else could a duck want?" commented the duck.


"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the second
duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"


"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles
all day myself. If I had the chance another day I would do the
same again!" said the duck in reply.


So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must
be Louie!?"


"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't even
ask what kind of day I've had!"

 

[Lady Reiha]

The closest thing I have to a dog currently is my Loki-Cat
she thinks she's a dog.