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TheCurious

TheCurious

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Last night my wife mentioned that the shower head in the master bathroom was starting to get clogged up with deposits and such.

Since I never really liked the head, and it was a cheapy one from Home Depot... I figured I'd save myself the wasted time trying to clean it out and just replace it. When I mentioned replacing it my wife mentioned the detachable wand shower head we had at an old apartment. I had no idea she'd loved that shower head so much, lol. I had only been teasing years ago when I said "What do you mean you've never jilled off on a massaging shower head? I thought ever girl had a masturbating-with-the-massaging-shower-head story?" Apparently she set to work experimenting after that *grin*

At any rate... recommend me a brand? I know when I travel the WaterPik showerheads seem to be pretty intense. I've stayed at a fair number of hotels with a big water pik shower head and the massage setting would practically knock you over.

Any other brands you have experience with?
 
Danze makes an 8-Setting Personal Showerhead Kit featuring Warner Brother cartoon characters.

I recommend the Elmer Fudd.

Hot.
 
hogjack said:
Danze makes an 8-Setting Personal Showerhead Kit featuring Warner Brother cartoon characters.

I recommend the Elmer Fudd.

Hot.
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I googled it, just to see these novel shower heads... didn't find a single one.

Link?
 
TheCurious said:
Last night my wife mentioned that the shower head in the master bathroom was starting to get clogged up with deposits and such.

Since I never really liked the head, and it was a cheapy one from Home Depot... I figured I'd save myself the wasted time trying to clean it out and just replace it. When I mentioned replacing it my wife mentioned the detachable wand shower head we had at an old apartment. I had no idea she'd loved that shower head so much, lol. I had only been teasing years ago when I said "What do you mean you've never jilled off on a massaging shower head? I thought ever girl had a masturbating-with-the-massaging-shower-head story?" Apparently she set to work experimenting after that *grin*

At any rate... recommend me a brand? I know when I travel the WaterPik showerheads seem to be pretty intense. I've stayed at a fair number of hotels with a big water pik shower head and the massage setting would practically knock you over.

Any other brands you have experience with?
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is your wife white or black? We're all about race today.
 
Hey, TC ...

... I will check with 'my sources' and see if I can find you some info ...
 
Interesting concept , this thread...


I preffer the kind that doesn't blast the hell out of my happysack.
 
Whatever you do don't go with the Waterpic 5! That was my purchase a year ago and I would have specifically returned it for it unmasturbational quality...

I eventually made it work... But then again, I can make just about anything work for me given the right circumstances :)
 
ForeverNAlways said:
This is really one of the more interesting threads today. Esp. given what's on page one.

And I get the feeling the rest of you "guys" didn't take this issue nearly serious enough. :mad:


Just saying.
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What got me thinking about it was the thread from today about first masturbatory experiences and so many women mentioned water (shower heads, faucets, hot tubs, etc.) then I remembered my wife talking about the past showerhead from our apartment... and thus this thread. Thanks for appreciating it :)

spacekowboy420 said:
Interesting concept , this thread...


I preffer the kind that doesn't blast the hell out of my happysack.
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lol when my wife discovered how much fun the shower head was... she decided I should share the fun too. She pulled my foreskin back and blasted away. It seriously felt like a swarm of knitting needles molesting my pee hole. Lets not even describe what it feels like the have the Mega-Water-Massager-3000 pounding your sac. Yikes.

Image said:
Whatever you do don't go with the Waterpic 5! That was my purchase a year ago and I would have specifically returned it for it unmasturbational quality...

I eventually made it work... But then again, I can make just about anything work for me given the right circumstances :)
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When you really want it you can make nearly anything work. When I was 12 the first lube I used was Clearasil Facial Cleanser which had some sort of cleansing acid in it. You know you -really- want it when you jerk off low grade acid. I had a friend in highschool who for reasons unknown to us (probably after hearing an urban legend about it) jerked off with A-1 Steak Sauce.


RudeNastyAssBitch said:
This Is The Only Way To Go...She Will Spend Extensive Amounts Of Mastrubatory Time In The Shower...And You Can Watch Her!

http://www.us.kohler.com/tech/produ...egory=11&nsection=2&nsubsection=3&nitem=cat11
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Look at that greedy bitch. Getting a back massage and humping the centerline massagers at the same time. Some people just think they can have it all. ;)
 
ForeverNAlways said:
It's all in the timing of the pulses.

thanks *grin*
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Interesting. I hadn't even thought of that. So a shower head with a variable pulse would be more desirable?
 
Who was it that first said, "Variety is the spice of life," anyway? Maybe a plumber?
 
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