Best night my ass.

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Everyone kept telling me that the highschool prom was supposed to be the best night of our lives. After our junior year, I raised a skeptical eye at that. In a complicated situation, I had agreed to take a blind date, my friend's cousin, so that her friend would agree to go with him. But his date baled, and I was left with the cousin. So my senior year, I decided that it wouldn't come to that. Unfortunately, the same thing happened. A girl that another friend of mine was dating asked me to take her friend, who I had never met. Being the decent human that I am, I agreed.

Just as I should have suspected, the night was disaster. Every feeble attempt I made to talk with my date were shot down, including me asking her to dance. She spent the better part of the evening talking with our mutual friend before spotting another guy she knew, whom I didn't, and buried herself in conversation with him.

I knew that the weekend long houseparty to come would help me drown my sorrows, so I decided to get a jump. Taking off my black jacket and tie, loosening my collar, I headed out to the parking lot and quickly found our limousine. The driver was nowhere to be found, and I spotted him in the window of an all-night diner across the road. Climbing into the back seat, I crawled up to where the window into the front was situated and began going through my bag. Most of us had arranged for our personal alcohol to already be at the house, on top of the kegs we had paid for as a group. I had left a bottle of Jack Daniels in my bag, always questioning those that would arrive at the house before me. Finding it, I sliced off the plastic guard and unscrewed the bottle, taking a long swallow and sighing.
 
bummer man!!

I saw a guy leave the dance he looked annoyed. He walked over to a limo and disappeared inside. I had been carrying my own in a flask but was now out. I was hoping the guy would have something to drink he had a limo after all. My "bitch" date drove. (I lost my license, DUI X3, luck I'm not in jail). I wonder over to the Limo. "Hey buddy, can you help me out?...I'm out of money and booze, you got any to spare?"
 
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I saw somebody open the door, and prayed that it wasn't my "date", if I could even call it that anymore. Luckily, somebody that I didn't recognize stuck their head in. Between my annoyed thoughts and the black label, I didn't even have anything to say in response to her question. I just held out the bottle.

If I had been in a good mood, I may have even gotten up and walked the length of the limo to where she stood. But I wasn't, and my walk would probably be a little crooked. So I assumed that since she was the one in need of the bottle, she would come to me.
 
now we are talkin

This guy is as toated as I am. Brother Jack of the house Daniels and black label and all. I look at the bottle and take a drink..........oh yeah....good stuff. Yoh buddy wheres your date, the peacock girl? The is some dress..she has on!" *handing back the bottle*
 
I laughed, turning up the bottle for a small sip. Bringing the bottle down, I rested it on my thigh. "You're telling me. So, what brings you away from the 'happiest night of our lives'?"
 
set up

"Oh man, what a jack right bummer of a night, she's a bitch cow. I only wish I could of been the one to leave her ass not me with me holding my own. Hey, what kind of bull shit is that "the happiest night of our lives" my ass. Last year I had the Donalli twins face fucking me while the other was ridin the wild panther, that was the happiest night of my younge fucked up life, shit we fucked like rabbits man. I came they came a fuckin flesh party. This is bull shit, a dance of the year. Shit if I got just one of bitches to blow me tonight it would on been just ok, but man is a dairy farm, you know what I'm sayin. Cows and heffers. Barely a peice of ass in the whole place worth fucking!"
 
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