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[Blizzardy]

http://www.netwars.ru/go.php?login=inactive

 

[gauchecritic]

wel that was... er... interesting?

 

[Guest]

Yep, bleedin' marvellous!

 

[Guest]

Hey, while I got the skillet hot, anyone want a...

http://media.hormel.com/images/refimages/spam%20press%20kit/spamburgerWEB.jpg​

SPAMburger?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

What's up?

Raise web traffic by 1,000 click-throughs and some Russian will give you a '69 Hummer?

 

[Guest]

Anyway, spam aside, my issue is with the title of the thread...

What the FUCK has love got to do with erotica/smut/porn/sex???

Some people don't know how to conduct themselves on a pr0n board.

 

[neonlyte]

Did you say prawn board?

 

[Guest]

Did you say prawn board?

Yes, would you like some cheese with that?

 

[neonlyte]

Yes, would you like some cheese with that?

have you a nice sweaty red leicester?

I do love finger food.

 

[Guest]

have you a nice sweaty red leicester?

I do love finger food.

Yes, thanks, probably cos it was very hot in the woods today.

And I just love finger...

Sausage roll?

 

[neonlyte]

Yes, thanks, probably cos it was very hot in the woods today.

And I just love finger...

Sausage roll?

If you insist.

Ohh - can you blow on it? it's a bit hot.

 

[Guest]

If you insist.

Ohh - can you blow on it? it's a bit hot.

I'll do better than that... I've been sucking on ice cubes for the past ten minutes.

Cream horn?