Best Line That Made You Cream Your Panties/Boxers

[Laurel]

Post the story name and author of the Best Line That Made You Cream Your Panties/Boxers. Include the line, please. Nominations only - Discussions can should take place in the Author Hangout...

 

[Guest]

from "Kiss Me, Kate: by Fanta C:

"The
kiss triggered the onset of my orgasm and I almost blacked out, as my
incestuous sperm shot from my body, deep into my daughters hot depths."

 

[Guest]

Thanks for the nomination, Voter2. Appreciate it.

Fanta C

 

[Guest]

Another line I luv from Endlessly's library story...Don't know if it counts, cuz I just luv libraries tho.
"It was primal, heathen, instinct-driven fucking, in the middle of a modern-world
suppository of knowledge."

 

[Guest]

I picked a line from Every Dog Has His Day im not sure if it should count for best line but definetly the best phrase

"The only thing I thought was something John Travolta said best. "You know what I want to do, do you know what I want to do? Strut." And I did. And it felt great. And if you haven't already than believe me one day you will. And once you do you'll never feel like a loser again. Every dog has his day."

 

[XXplorher]

I'll have to second Corrina the red.

"It was primal, heathen, instinct-driven fucking, in the middle of a modern-world
suppository of knowledge."

Clever and smmmmokin hot!
That was a recent read and stays fresh in my mind. There are several worthy of nomination here. I pledge to keep better track in the coming year, for nominations 2001 (but just for the record - I rarely actually wear underwear)

 

[Endlessly]

I'd like to nominate this line from the last chapter of Xxplorher's "Sorry wrong number" by proxy for a friend of mine:

"Suck my tits, girl."

Sometimes.. Consise is perfection.