Best Insults

[loquere]

What is the best insult you can think of?

Here is some inspiration!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

 

[blobfish]

You bit my penis during sex. I was surprised, because I thought we were doing anal.

 

[ChinaBandit]

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg after sex.

 

[ChinaBandit]

If my dog were as ugly, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

 

[blobfish]

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

That could be good, though.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You really make me feel intelligent -- especially when you talk.

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

Simplier the better for me.

Fuck you you ugly fuck is a go to insult for me.

 

[dirtwrench]

The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma ass the day you were born.

Exactly how closely related were you parents before they got married?

 

[Silverlily]

An oldie, courtesy of American Graffiti


If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Youre a luxury I cant afford.

 

[mustang200]

An oldie, courtesy of American Graffiti


If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.

That one was stolen from "The D. I." starring Jack Webb, from 1956. "Private, you're so stupid, that even if you had dynamite for brains, you couldn't blow your nose." Jack probably stole it from some Drill Instructor.

 

[mustang200]

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

You just can't beat the Bard for great insults.

 

[blobfish]

Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

You just can't beat the Bard for great insults.

Totally!

"Lady Macbeth, you a slave-drivin' ho!" So elegant!

 

[loquere]

Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her!

 

[piccicatopolka]

I posted that vid at Facebook a couple of weeks ago. Its pretty damn funny and there's a part two.

 

[Rolando2]

I saved your life today! I killed a shit eating dog.

 

[SmileyAsswipe]

"If your brains were gas, you couldn't drive a piss ass scooter around a BB."

 

[loquere]

More insults!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmH9J6LNtc

 

[loquere]

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[parodyluvr75]

http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html

http://www.fightconservatives.com/I...tive-Insult-Generator.html?insult=-1483377932

http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/Liberal-Insult-Generator.html

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

"If it was any bigger, it would look like a dick."

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't try so hard, I couldn't like you any less.

I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your conversation.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?