Best Insults!!!

[Xander]

Let us have them...I always liked this one.

oh SHUT UP! or I'm gonna braid the hair in your ass in the tightest braid you EVER had!!!

 

[celiaKitten]

LOL - good one - even in dreams Xan

Hmm, I always liked one of my mother's originals .. she'll give someone the index finger and call them a 'dickshit' ...

 

[April]

I don't know. Does being called a doo doo head count?

 

[Xander]

I don't know. Does being called a doo doo head count?

Its not an insult April, that is a term of endearment

 

[Chuckus]

How about being called a "picklehead" by my six year old niece in law.........does that count? She probably would have called me a dickhead..........but.....................

 

[celiaKitten]

I like to call him a Jackass myself, April ... lol

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I liike the ones best that sound like a complemnt at first.

such as (yes its an old one) You have a face for radio

 

[Silverlily]

My all time favorites -

Did your mother raise you to be stupid or is it a hobby?

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

 

[April]

LOL!! I'm sure he deserves it, too.

 

[ksmybuttons]

You have great potential.

 

[celiaKitten]

LOL!! I'm sure he deserves it, too.

Ahh - only on occasion!

 

[Xander]

jack..meet ass...ass meet jack.....jack'n ass...jack ass

 

[celiaKitten]

jack..meet ass...ass meet jack.....jack'n ass...jack ass

Well, I gotta save my ass!!

 

[April]

Jackass=Xander

 

[Xander]

Disclaimer
The following is not meant as a racial attack at all. Just think the indian grocery store owner from The Simpsons


OMG Look at my package! *Pointing to title*

 

[perks]

you're just like your mother

 

[celiaKitten]

Disclaimer
The following is not meant as a racial attack at all. Just think the indian grocery store owner from The Simpsons


OMG Look at my package! *Pointing to title*

LMFAO!....*snort!*

That's my line baby!!!!


Jackass!


I could always start singing ... Pat the tummy with a pat pat patty-pat..

 

[Xander]

LMFAO!....*snort!*

That's my line baby!!!!


Jackass!


I could always start singing ... Pat the tummy with a pat pat patty-pat..

*Cringe*

 

[celiaKitten]

*Cringe*

Heh - gotcha!

 

[foxysal]

 

[seXieleXie]

two favorites:

looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

i'm trying to see things from your point of view, but i just can't get my head that far up my ass

 

[JaymesBlond007]

"Do you know the difference between an Asshole and a hole in the ground?"

-casually placing your arm around their shoulders in some friendly embrace...

"You can't put your arm around a hole in the ground."

 

[jcgirl]

I don't know. Does being called a doo doo head count?

Thats one of my favorites

 

[April]

Oh yeah? Then I'll gladly hand it over to you.