Best insult I heard all day...

[Liontamr]

"Her waist may be a 29, but her ASS is a 39!!"

Said by my co-worker to me after she sold a pair of small shorts to a woman.

Well ok my co-worker didn't put it that way.. she said "She may think she's a 29 waist, but she's closer to 39"

I actually said it to correct her... only because her waist really didn't look that big. But either way it was my co-worker that thought it originally.

And I corrected her because I like saying the word ASS.

 

[Cibo]

Better that than her butt up front.

 

[Liontamr]

She really wasn't that bad looking.. and not really a 39 anywhere. But you get the whole idea of her waist being smaller than her ass...

And to top it off she bought shorts AND a shirt that were both really a size too small.

I would have paid to get out of work that moment to get to a gym and see how she actually fit into those clothes!

 

[Cibo]

But hence why I said that's better than her ass being in front.