Best Insult Heard Lately

[Ginny]

my five year old lil miracle confessed to me over the weekend....that she had called someone a name....apparently it was a lil kid that lived in my mother's neighborhood.....and the lil miracle and her older cousin were outside hollering back and forth with some kids....

so anyway....with my heart racing, scared about what was getting ready to come out of her mouth.....i asked, "So baby, what did you call him?"....she nervously answered, "Clifford the Big Red Dog"......whew....i was relieved.....and tickled.....and she followed up with....."Well he called me a chicken and he looked like Clifford.".....

kids......just rock.......


http://www.iptv.org/iptvisions/images/clifford.gif

 

[SINthysist]

Wa I Clifford, Da Hong Gao...

 

[SINthysist]

It would only have been insulting if she had called the kid Barney...

 

[Tantanah]

It would only have been insulting if she had called the kid Barney...

You're absolutely right. I've hated Barney ever since I almost got killed running into the middle of a California street to pick up a Barney stuffed toy that my daughter dropped. We couldn't go home without Barney. Plus I had to sing the song with her a million times a day.

 

[SINthysist]

I get to hear the songs too.

I'm not allowed to sing. Hurts her ears. Works for me.

We have a favorite Barney Blanket whose dissappearance would cause the world to come to a screaching halt...

 

[plasticman33]

You're absolutely right. I've hated Barney ever since I almost got killed running into the middle of a California street to pick up a Barney stuffed toy that my daughter dropped. We couldn't go home without Barney. Plus I had to sing the song with her a million times a day.

"I love you, You love me! We're a happy family!"

"With a knick knack patty whack, give a dog a bone........

That song always does that to me!!

 

[Ginny]

http://adamcadre.ac/images/barney.gif

c'mon now.....barney is cool for kids.......

 

[Azwed]

I had a friend named clifford back when i lived in texas long ago. He had a big mop of red hair and so many red freckles he almost did look like clifford the dog.

 

[Draco]

I love you, you love me,
Lets get together and KILL Barney,
With a double-barrell shotgun, Barneys on the floor,
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR.....


That'll warp their tiny little minds......muhahahahahahah

 

[plasticman33]

I love you, you love me,
Lets get together and KILL Barney,
With a double-barrell shotgun, Barneys on the floor,
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR.....


That'll warp their tiny little minds......muhahahahahahah

LMAO!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[riff]

I read it in Biff:

"You'll be working off your karma as a dung beetle for the next 1000 years."
--Christopher Moore

 

[cybergirly]

I love you, you love me,
Lets get together and KILL Barney,
With a double-barrell shotgun, Barneys on the floor,
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR.....


That'll warp their tiny little minds......muhahahahahahah

LMAO!!

now I'm humming the tune to Barney.

 

[Ginny]

y'all stop making fun of Barney.....dammit!.....<snicker>







i bet he has one helluva purple cock.....

 

[cybergirly]

y'all stop making fun of Barney.....dammit!.....<snicker>







i bet he has one helluva purple cock.....

naaahhh where would he put it? He don't wear pants.

hummming
I love you, you love me
lets get together and kill Barney...

 

[DéjàNu]

naaahhh where would he put it? He don't wear pants.

nahhhhh there is a zipper just under.... thats why he has a so big round belly!!!!

 

[cybergirly]

nahhhhh there is a zipper just under.... thats why he has a so big round belly!!!!

c'mere Barney! here Barney, here Barney...

 

[bluntforcemama]

best insult?

"You were never the girl I loved."