Best In Show

[shereads]

The alternative pageant. Concept tbd. Ideas?

Meanwhile, congratulations to she_is_my_addiction who has won the Miss Literotica pageant. If someone wants to sing something, that would be nice. I'm off to Milan for the spring preview showing of Ricky Mabeuse's new premium line of organic naugahyde BDSM wear.

~ Camilla Parker Bowles

 

[EnglishMuffin]

moi!

 

[shereads]

Perhaps Best of Group for you. The working breeds.

 

[Guest]

when sima takes her lap around the ring...erm.. her walk down the carpet...
ill sing do wah ditty... if i can remember the words
do the rest of us get blue ribbons?

 

[Honey123]

goddamn judges...I guess I must have been barking up the wrong tree...

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

The Best In Show competition will be less traditional than the Miss Literotica pageant. For example, instead of an Evening Gown event there might be a runway showing of Doggie Style, where both dogs and bitches can show off in those adorable doggie sweaters and hula skirts and biker vests.

 

[shereads]

bumped for Miss Literotica