Best description of a nice ass you've ever read?

[Emptysodabottle]

Hello!

I feel like a lot of stories I read, there's a lot of telling and not showing regarding whether a character's derriere is nice. Maybe I've been reading all the wrong stori a though...I'd like to see some examples folks here have read?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

PILETTE is the biggest ass I know.

YEX MEX is a close second.

Both devoutly believe theyre nice asses, not so.

 

[holliday1960]

Asses? Lots of luck on that one. No one mentions a nice ass here...It'll get you trolled. Can you tell from the silence? All I can say is, "hee-haw"...

 

[sunandshadow]

I'd go with a metaphor. Perhaps "an ass like a ripe peach". Though sometimes humor is appropriate, you could say something like "hips like she was wearin' saddlebags". One of the funniest I ever read described a male but as looking like "he had 2 basketballs stuffed down the back of his jeans".

 

[Hypoxia]

"Bouncing bubbly butt" often works, or "world-class ass", or "cheerfully chippy cheeks", or "gluteus infinitus", or "I couldn't tear my eyes from that perfect perky posterior".

 

[NotWise]

Hello!

I feel like a lot of stories I read, there's a lot of telling and not showing regarding whether a character's derriere is nice. Maybe I've been reading all the wrong stori a though...I'd like to see some examples folks here have read?

Not everyone likes the same size and shape, so describing details may turn some people on, and turn others off. An alternative is to describe a viewer's reaction.

"Jeremy was so enthralled that he fixed his eyes on Elaine's swaying bottom and walked face-first into a lamp post. His new perspective from the sidewalk only gave him a more pleasing view as she walked away."

 

[holliday1960]

Not everyone likes the same size and shape, so describing details may turn some people on, and turn others off. An alternative is to describe a viewer's reaction.

"Jeremy was so enthralled that he fixed his eyes on Elaine's swaying bottom and walked face-first into a lamp post. His new perspective from the sidewalk only gave him a more pleasing view as she walked away."

WTH is going on with you lately? This is the third time this week I've had to mop up my desk. STOOOOP!!!!

 

[ChloeTzang]

Not everyone likes the same size and shape, so describing details may turn some people on, and turn others off. An alternative is to describe a viewer's reaction.

"Jeremy was so enthralled that he fixed his eyes on Elaine's swaying bottom and walked face-first into a lamp post. His new perspective from the sidewalk only gave him a more pleasing view as she walked away."

You brought back one of those teenage moments. Saturday morning. Me. Walking to a friends. Skin tight short shorts. The really short tight onez that givez Dad's a heart attack. Midrif baring halter top. Summer. Middle-aged guy mowing lawn. Chloe is aware of attention. Chloe saunters past. Loud crash and swearing behind Chloe. Chloe looks back. Mower has gone over small bank and mowee has followed. Chloe goes oh shit and runs over and turns mower off. Goes to help mowee. Who has sizable erection. Chloe grins. Mowee is embarrassed. Chloe decidez to leave, slowly. Smiling. Looks over shoulder. Mowee is eyeing someone's butt. Mowee looks very sheepish. Chloe finds this entertaining.

 

[holliday1960]

You brought back one of those teenage moments. Saturday morning. Me. Walking to a friends. Skin tight short shorts. The really short tight onez that givez Dad's a heart attack. Midrif baring halter top. Summer. Middle-aged guy mowing lawn. Chloe is aware of attention. Chloe saunters past. Loud crash and swearing behind Chloe. Chloe looks back. Mower has gone over small bank and mowee has followed. Chloe goes oh shit and runs over and turns mower off. Goes to help mowee. Who has sizable erection. Chloe grins. Mowee is embarrassed. Chloe decidez to leave, slowly. Smiling. Looks over shoulder. Mowee is eyeing someone's butt. Mowee looks very sheepish. Chloe finds this entertaining.

Between NW and you, I'm really going to have to learn not to come in here with hot coffee. (note to self: read first; drink later. Such a rush knowing they're checking out the goods. Those kinds of reactions are priceless.

 

[TxRad]

"An ass like a ten dollar mule."

Then you have JBJ who is just an ass period.

 

[NotWise]

Between NW and you, I'm really going to have to learn not to come in here with hot coffee. (note to self: read first; drink later. Such a rush knowing they're checking out the goods. Those kinds of reactions are priceless.

I was a giver of one of those reactions once, but not so extreme.

I was in the ballet studio to pick up my daughter, who was advancing quickly through the ranks.

The star dancer for the company at the time was a sixteen year old girl with more talent than you can imagine--not just as a dancer. When she graduated high school it was with a Gates scholarship, which gave her (as I recall) full tuition anywhere in the country, a living stipend and a lap top. She was brilliant, and she chose to stay here for college because her mother had been recently diagnosed with MS and she had two younger brothers to take care of. She's an architect now, but I digress.

She walked past me wearing blue jeans over her leotard and tights, and my eyes followed. My mind was actually elsewhere at the time, but I did see her walk onto the dance floor and stop just inside the door. With her back to me, she pulled her shoes off then made a little show of wiggling her jeans down. She bent over, looked back at me with her hair dangling on the floor and grinned when she found me watching her beautiful butt.

I was annoyed initially, but all things considered I was flattered that she cared.

 

[Haulover]

Not everyone likes the same size and shape, so describing details may turn some people on, and turn others off. An alternative is to describe a viewer's reaction.

"Jeremy was so enthralled that he fixed his eyes on Elaine's swaying bottom and walked face-first into a lamp post. His new perspective from the sidewalk only gave him a more pleasing view as she walked away."

You brought back one of those teenage moments. Saturday morning. Me. Walking to a friends. Skin tight short shorts. The really short tight onez that givez Dad's a heart attack. Midrif baring halter top. Summer. Middle-aged guy mowing lawn. Chloe is aware of attention. Chloe saunters past. Loud crash and swearing behind Chloe. Chloe looks back. Mower has gone over small bank and mowee has followed. Chloe goes oh shit and runs over and turns mower off. Goes to help mowee. Who has sizable erection. Chloe grins. Mowee is embarrassed. Chloe decidez to leave, slowly. Smiling. Looks over shoulder. Mowee is eyeing someone's butt. Mowee looks very sheepish. Chloe finds this entertaining.

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[ElectricBlue]

WTH is going on with you lately? This is the third time this week I've had to mop up my desk. STOOOOP!!!!

That's coz you're crouching down, and stood up too fast.

Wait... I think you meant "stop", not "stoop" That's the second time I've misread extended woooords recently.

And Chloe, do you come with a health warning? Hmmm, that was ambiguous...

 

[holliday1960]

That's coz you're crouching down, and stood up too fast.

Wait... I think you meant "stop", not "stoop" That's the second time I've misread extended woooords recently.

And Chloe, do you come with a health warning? Hmmm, that was ambiguous...

Look here, you...If you're gonna start criticizing positions, I'm not gonna talk to you anymore. And let's talk about that whole 'too fast' thing again, shall we?

(jeez, you buy 'em books, send 'em to school and still...)
Besides, everybody knows aussies do everything backerds! Or as my momma used to say, 'bass-ackwards'.

All Chloe needs is a sign that says, "Handle at your own risk!"

 

[NotWise]

All Chloe needs is a sign that says, "Handle at your own risk!"

Are you going to buy her that tee shirt?

 

[TxRad]

Are you going to buy her that tee shirt?

I bought a friend a t-shirt that said across the front, "In Case of Rape, This Side Up." To my surprise, she always wore it backwards.

 

[holliday1960]

Are you going to buy her that tee shirt?

Why do you ask? I'm not paying big bucks for clothes just so you guys can rip it off the little minx! Buy it yourself, big boy! Unless...well...never mind. We better leave that one alone. It's a whole different writing category.

 

[holliday1960]

I bought a friend a t-shirt that said across the front, "In Case of Rape, This Side Up." To my surprise, she always wore it backwards.

Girl after your own heart?

 

[Bramblethorn]

You brought back one of those teenage moments. Saturday morning. Me. Walking to a friends. Skin tight short shorts. The really short tight onez that givez Dad's a heart attack. Midrif baring halter top. Summer. Middle-aged guy mowing lawn. Chloe is aware of attention. Chloe saunters past. Loud crash and swearing behind Chloe. Chloe looks back. Mower has gone over small bank and mowee has followed. Chloe goes oh shit and runs over and turns mower off. Goes to help mowee. Who has sizable erection. Chloe grins. Mowee is embarrassed. Chloe decidez to leave, slowly. Smiling. Looks over shoulder. Mowee is eyeing someone's butt. Mowee looks very sheepish. Chloe finds this entertaining.

Ah, memories...

Back when I was young and angelic (looking), my girlfriend and I were driving in Sydney. We stopped at lights, and I leant over and kissed her.

She mentioned that the car next to us was full of young men who were suddenly paying a lot of attention to us.

I kissed her again.

The lights changed, we disengaged, and I waved good-bye to Car Full Of Dudes as my girlfriend took off.

Car Full Of Dudes also took off. Very very briefly. Because their driver was still watching us and hadn't noticed that the car in front of THEM wasn't yet moving.

Crunch.

And we drove away, trying not to crash the car from laughing.

 

[Hypoxia]

Long ago, I had a great ass and legs, likely 'cause I was a bike messenger in San Francisco, same as my father-in-law but a few decades later. Anyway, people stated at my ass. I was invited to model. Watch the folks who pedal their asses off all over town every day. What butts!

 

[OmnislashXX]

Yoga pants. Bicycle shorts. Sweats. The kind that neatly conform around the ass, showing off all the crooks and curves. Yep.

 

[tomlitilia]

Overemphasis on body parts usually doesn't add much imo. But sometimes the body part is actually important for the plot. In one story I wrote, a woman's ass was an integral part of the story. It even starts with her relationship to her own ass. If it's good or not I can't judge myself, but here it is (bdsm with quite mild domination, and sexual activities over all quite ass focused)
https://www.literotica.com/s/the-pecking-order-1

 

[Seanathon]

Hello!

I feel like a lot of stories I read, there's a lot of telling and not showing regarding whether a character's derriere is nice. Maybe I've been reading all the wrong stori a though...I'd like to see some examples folks here have read?

Check out PacoFear's Outsourcing if you're looking for some nice ass work...

Dylan's bare ass was precisely what you'd think a nineteen year-old star tennis player's ass would look like. It was tiny and round and firm. Her toned miniature cheeks made a tight cleavage. There were even two magical little dimples just above her ass on either side of her spine. It was the single hottest butt I'd ever seen. Even hotter than my wife's.

Dylan was staring at me as she swished her hips from side to side a little. Her tiny tush swayed back and forth without a single jiggle. Just a smooth flexing of her sleek buns.

Oh dear god in heaven.

"Go ahead and touch me, Mr. Marsh. Don't be scared. I'm your birthday present."

That was dirty pool. She'd always called me Tom. The 'Mr. Marsh' thing was just to mess with me. Of course, it seriously worked.

I reached forward and touched Dylan's ass like you'd touch the holy grail or the ark of the covenant. With reverence, awe, and humility. This was proof that there was a divine power out there. He existed and he had molded this little blonde coed's perfect ass just for me.

 

[ishtat]

The lit author Ccntrasting described a heroines ass as 'perfect with all the class and substance of a long dated treasury bond'.

At least that is the essence of his comment - I cannot find the exact quote, but this writer has a talent for original metaphor and simile.