Best Come-Ons

[lesbiaphrodite]

Verbal:

"Hey, Baby, Let's Fuck."

"Kiss me."

Non-verbal:

Looks at me. Takes my hand and leads me to a dark corner. Pushes me against the wall and fucks me.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Verbal:

"Hey, Baby, Let's Fuck."

"Kiss me."

Non-verbal:

Looks at me. Takes my hand and leads me to a dark corner. Pushes me against the wall and fucks me.

Those aren't come-ons -- they're got-it-ons -- And now I'm checking for that dark corner...

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Smiles. Um-hummmm. I'd love to find a dark corner with you, baby. Anytime!

 

[Brute_Force]

"Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?" (an oldie but a goodie)

"Tu est la plus belle homme. Viens avec moi!"

"Viens maintenant!"


(Basically anything in French as a come on works for me.)

And, Stella and Lesbi, I'm now giving you both a standing ovation.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Brute, I'm glad you like!

I love French come-ons too. Also, Italian works me over.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?" (an oldie but a goodie)

"Tu est la plus belle homme. Viens avec moi!"

"Viens maintenant!"


(Basically anything in French as a come on works for me.)

And, Stella and Lesbi, I'm now giving you both a standing ovation.

Standing, eh?

 

[slyc_willie]

In my mid-twenties, I got around quite a bit. I had this one line that, when i think of it now, sounds pretty cheesy. But damn it, it ALWAYS WORKED!

Most of the women i dated I also worked with, so there was already an established level of casual friendship. So, it went something like this:

Me: "So, I'm thinking of making dinner for this girl I'm attracted to, but I don't have any ideas."

Her: "Well, what does she like?"

Me (shrug): "I don't know, really."

Her (usually laughing or rolling her eyes by now): "Why don't you ask her?"

Me (smile): "Good idea. So, what do you like?"

Swear to god, this worked every time I used it, which was about a dozen times.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

"Can I buy you a drink?"

....it has /never/ failed me before.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I like the oldies but goodies.

Cuchulain, staring at Emer's breasts: "In that green valley, I will rest my sword."



For the moderns, I think Ogg had the best one. I've never seen it fail either.

"Can I help you with the washing-up?"

 

[ms.read]

With an eyebrow raised and big grin

"So what do you like to do?"

 

[flavortang]

"I saw your PIN number." -as said to me by a girl while I was at an ATM. I think she belonged to a guild of thieves.

 

[john-the-author]

In my mid-twenties, I got around quite a bit. I had this one line that, when i think of it now, sounds pretty cheesy. But damn it, it ALWAYS WORKED!

Most of the women i dated I also worked with, so there was already an established level of casual friendship. So, it went something like this:

Me: "So, I'm thinking of making dinner for this girl I'm attracted to, but I don't have any ideas."

Her: "Well, what does she like?"

Me (shrug): "I don't know, really."

Her (usually laughing or rolling her eyes by now): "Why don't you ask her?"

Me (smile): "Good idea. So, what do you like?"

Swear to god, this worked every time I used it, which was about a dozen times.

You know, I like this!

I have had extraordinary success by saying "I know this is a bit forward, but I think you're incredibly attactive. May I kiss you?"

 

[slyc_willie]

You know, I like this!

I have had extraordinary success by saying "I know this is a bit forward, but I think you're incredibly attactive. May I kiss you?"

I have also seduced a couple of women with a line borrowed from 'Hudson Hawk.'

"Why is it that, every time I'm around you, my heart starts beating really fast?"

I was surprised the first time it worked.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I like an old friend's standby, as well:

"I'm not very imaginative. Would you shag me anyway?"

 

[English Lady]

Well my husband promised to buy me a tickle me Elmo if I went out with him, he did and I did and today is our 7th Wedding Anniversary

The one that worked the best for me was
"Are you a Manchester United fan, then?" (I knew he was, I'd been listening in on his conversation) and things went on from there.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Happy anniversary, EL. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

 

[slyc_willie]

Well my husband promised to buy me a tickle me Elmo if I went out with him, he did and I did and today is our 7th Wedding Anniversary

The one that worked the best for me was
"Are you a Manchester United fan, then?" (I knew he was, I'd been listening in on his conversation) and things went on from there.

'United,' indeed. Happy anniversary, EL.

And with that, it's to the pillows for me. Good night.

 

[English Lady]

Thank you Slyc and Shanglan I'm totally blessed

 

[temptresss]

This one has worked a few times for me when approaching an incredibly good looking guy that I would normally think would be wayyyyyyyyyyy outta my league...

Me: "Hi" *big warm smile*

him: "Hi"

Me" "So........... (pause, pause, pause) you look like a real challenge, how am I doing?" *big warm flirty smile and teasing eyes*


How did it end? My clothes mixed with his an hour later.....

 

[flavortang]

This one has worked a few times for me when approaching an incredibly good looking guy that I would normally think would be wayyyyyyyyyyy outta my league...

Me: "Hi" *big warm smile*

him: "Hi"

Me" "So........... (pause, pause, pause) you look like a real challenge, how am I doing?" *big warm flirty smile and teasing eyes*


How did it end? My clothes mixed with his an hour later.....

I'd have to say that getting a guy to have sex with a female isn't as much of a challenge as a guy trying to get a girl into bed.

 

[Sapphire_O]

Physical come-ons are most efective with me. Like the artist who teasingly ran his paintbrush up my bare leg. There's a certain level of bravery and playfulness that hooks me every time.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Mistranslated, misspelled, and mispronounced by me, I have only used it twice. Once with my then girlfriend, and once to a random in a convenience store parking lot. It didn't work either time.

"Hola muheir sexua, to estas ready para comer."

Which was supposed to be "Hello sexy lady, you look ready to eat," in a Spanish translation. But it failed miserably in reality.

 

[jomar]

Okay, this may not t be popular with the ladies here, but in the vein of Slyc and John I swear this worked 75% of the time back in the day. Basically, not so much a come-on but rather a closer, after a bit of chatting I'd simply ask if she'd like to go home with me.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

One of my all-time favorites happened late one night at a cocktail bar where I slipped in to have a drink. There was a rather beautiful waitress there who stared at me the whole time I sat there sipping my wine. When I was done and ready to pay up, she said, "Where are you going after this?" To which I replied, "Why do you ask?" And she rejoined with, "Wherever you're going, I want to go with you." And, I paid up, she changed into street clothes, and we went back to my apartment to fuck.

 

[Boota]

I've never used a line in my life, but this might be close. As a musician for most of my life I have an edge in getting women. Especially the ones who don't realize that 99% of musicians are total fuck-ups. My best "line" was usually tapping our security guys on the shoulder and saying, "Go get me that one and that one. Oh, and that one, too!" LOL.