Best collarme journal entries/mail.

[Betticus]

Man oh man some of these are just priceless. If some guy sends you some bullcrap or is stalking or just is an idiot and is messaging you, feel free to post those with comments as well. If you find a journal entry that grabs you in some way, for it's humor or its beauty or wit feel free to paste it here. You don't have to put who it's from if you feel it is inappropriate.

Piss off a dominant woman and this is what you get.

"6/29/2005 7:26:54 PM:
To the chinless Canadian who calls himself "CottenCandy". Congratulations, you made my journal! Your constant harassment has really set you apart from all the other creeps and losers on this site. In just a few short messages you have managed to show your racist, sexist AND indecorous sides. The creature that spawned you must be so proud. I really can't understand why anyone would harass a stranger online. The internet can be a wonderful place when used wisely. Why ruin it for other people? "

This was posted by Lenora. I checked out her profile and journal and it sounds like she is one talented lady. I would love to go and see one of her shows.

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/56742/details.htm

I wouldn't send her any emails though. She seems to be annoyed.

 

[TaintedB]

Yay, another collarme thread!

 

[Betticus]

Yay, another collarme thread!

Okay fine, maybe we should let it die off then. What else should we talk about?

 

[O'Mac]

Another topic, eh?

Who likes soup? Show of hands please.

Minestrone is my favourite.

 

[TaintedB]

Wtf?

Okay fine, maybe we should let it die off then. What else should we talk about?

What?

I say in very direct simple plain English that I am quite happy and enthused about another collarme thread (last time I looked in the dictionary that is roughly what "Yay!" means) and now you want to close it down? Do I smell bad or something?

In my world when I say "that car is blue," I do not mean "that car is black." I mean the fucking car is BLUE. Clear simple direct honest communication. I thrive on it. People, go play "when she says this it means its opposite" with someone else, please, or I'll beat you up with words. :/ :/

Now to find something to post here.

 

[TaintedB]

Another topic, eh?

Who likes soup? Show of hands please.

Minestrone is my favourite.

Ok, don't say you didn't ask for this. And since I am in a pissy mood right this moment, I am quite willing to deliver:

From: http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/129362/details.htm

"25. Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the perfect winter meal."

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/t/soup/v/57152/default.htm has to say:

"Who makes homemade turkey soup with lotsa garlic when you're not feeling well "

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/t/soup/v/36150/default.htm sez:

"This relationship is about much more than sex or the alphabet soup of fetishes. "

On the other hand, http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/t/soup/v/125751/default.htm says:

"Your head won't turn around and spit up pea soup like in the excorcist. "

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/t/soup/v/84554/default.htm lists:

"Bowling for Soup" in her long list of music, oldies section.

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/t/soup/v/21573/default.htm chimes in:

"Sometimes it takes a jerk of the chain, sometimes it requires chicken soup and tissues."

And here are the subtle contributors to this oh-so-fascinating discussion:

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/77511/q/soup/default.htm http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/78558/details.htm (hot-ish)
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/103895/details.htm http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/103895/details.htm
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/57973/q/soup/default.htm
http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/54469/details.htm

So Betticus! There is your collarme soup! Go eat it and bother us plain-speakers no more! (flounces out of thread)

 

[canadiancutie]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/129362/details.htm I like her.

 

[onceburned]

Sissy has an interesting sense of humor. Quoting from the entry "Less is More
... or ...
Macedonia here i come", about a domme whose profile consists of one word.
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Now some skeptics amongst Y/you may be thinking ... silly sissy, Her profile reads that way because this particular Domme doesn't have a very good grasp of English. But sissy begs to differ, he thinks that explanation is far too trite, and he would also suspect, based partly on jealously too. All of You Doms and Dommes out there that are unable to put up a profile without a single typo or grammatical error in it are, of course, going to throw rocks at Your competition. Here is a non-English speaking Domme that can create a profile entry that succinctly states exactly what She wants and expects, and that She can do it flawlessly and in a style that completely exudes power and authority ... well, that makes most of You other Dom/mes feel not quite so superior now, doesn't it ? It sows some doubt in Your minds that You are really the perfect Master or Mistress that You have been making Yourselves out to be in front of Your slaves and submissives all this time. No wonder Mistress Glorija's profile makes You feel a little nervous, apprehensive, and perhaps even envious, and that consequently You wish to dismiss it as merely linguistic inadequacy. But where does the inadequacy really lie, that's what lola asks ?
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http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/t/journal/v/12771/default.htm

 

[FurryFury]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/129362/details.htm I like her.

I do too! I've actually talked with her. She is a really great person!

Fury

 

[TaintedB]

Sissy has an interesting sense of humor. Quoting from the entry "Less is More
... or ...
Macedonia here i come", about a domme whose profile consists of one word.

I had to go read the entire entry on the profile becuase the excerpt you quoted made no sense to me out of context: it raised more questions than it answered. I now wish I hadn't because it's made me see red.

Making fun of other people's profiles, and naming them when doing so is a big no-no on collarme. If one of these women understood enough English to report this bored little smartypants with too much time on his hands and whose infatuation with his own intelligence is borderline repulsive, his profile would be deleted. Unfortuantely, they probably don't have enough command of a foreign tongue to know a pathetic little bully has seen fit to someone who appears weak and innocent his targets.

There are so many corrupt and venal individuals on collarme: people, who, based on the way they treat others in private, are truly deserving of a tounge-lashing. So many, in fact, that if you must obsessively indulge your critical bent, I bet you could spend 500 years writing without ever needing to turn to as weak a target as someone who cannot speak English because it is not their native tongue. Attacking the innocent, especially with a semi-sharp sword, is a pretty uncool thing to do, and people who are genuinely intelligent and whose intelligence is balanced with any other redeeming quality, tend to realize that. This guy is a good example of what happens to someone who is semi-smart, has noticed that he is brighter than some of the people around him (his type usually refuses to acknowledge those who are much brighter than themselves--too big a threat to their egos) and who is so completely smitten by his own apparent intelligence that he lets it run wild like a bull in a chinashop.

Gross. But quite interesting. Most snakes know enough through their encounters in life to hide their repulsive natures behind a pleasing cover. This one quite clearly hasn't (yet) been stepped on enough by those horrified by his true nature and he flaunts his ugly hateful bullying attitude for the whole world to see.

 

[onceburned]

I had to go read the entire entry on the profile becuase the excerpt you quoted made no sense to me out of context: it raised more questions than it answered. I now wish I hadn't because it's made me see red.

I am sorry on two counts. First, because the quote was cryptic. I originally had the entire journal entry posted but decided that maybe that violated some TOS either here or at Collarme.

Second, and more importantly, I am sorry to expose you to a hateful attitude so early in the day.

 

[serijules]

Making fun of other people's profiles, and naming them when doing so is a big no-no on collarme.

How is that any different than posting profiles here for people to make fun of?

Some of these collarme threads make ME see red. I never find it acceptable to create posts that make fun of other people, no matter how crazy they may come across. Even the ones stating how hot someone is make me uncomfortable. I wouldn't want an entire message board talking publically about me without my knowledge, good things or not. Just seems creepy.

Just my opinion *shrugs*

 

[TaintedB]

How is that any different than posting profiles here for people to make fun of?

Some of these collarme threads make ME see red. I never find it acceptable to create posts that make fun of other people, no matter how crazy they may come across. Even the ones stating how hot someone is make me uncomfortable. I wouldn't want an entire message board talking publically about me without my knowledge, good things or not. Just seems creepy.

Just my opinion *shrugs*

It's different in several ways. First of all not many people are posting profiles here with the come on, "Let's make fun of this guy/girl!" They're being posted because they are hot, interesting, scary. You're not seeing extrremely ugly people torn apart here, nor extremely fat people posted nor people with bizarre or unattractive physical defects, although such people abound on collarme. Unusual people, sure. People who say weird or dowright scary things in the profiles, absolutely. People who do cute or charming or strange things with photography or post photographic manipulation, yes. Photos that look shopped and I want to confirm the deception, you bet. When somebody is downright hostile or mean in their profile, I have occasionally been mocking. I happen to think assholes like that deserve it. You apparently don't. To each her own. *Shrug* Enjoy your high horse. I think it's standing on rather boggy ground, however.

The most important difference is what anybody says here about any particular collarme profile is not at all likely to ruin that individual's reputation or ability to meet people the way a direct slam in somebody's collarme blog or even on their message boards might. We are not the world, if you don't believe, lol, look at the reader-count to this thread. There are 20 or 30 times that many members on collarme. Very few people into bdsm that I know outside of lit even know that this forum exists. Sorry Ser, but this place, as important as it may be to us, is a major backwater, a teeny-tiny pond. It's ability to influence in a negative fashion someone posting on a completely different website is extremely small. If this were the collarme messageboard I would think very differently about the matter, and not post any profile links, even the vast majority of ones which I really liked and had positive things to say about.

If you don't want an entire message board talking about you publically the solution is simple: do not put up a public profile anywhere, anyplace. If you want to look on collarme, post a normal name, you basic stats and then contact others rather than writing all sorts of stuff or putting up photos to contact them. Once you do, you insure that people will talk about it. It's out there, it's googleable, it's in the public info-sphere. You will be talked about if it's at all out of the ordinary. I think that most people who put up public collarme profiles have enough imagination to know the publicity risks involved. Your sense of outraged privacy toward strangers you don't know lacks conviction, at least for me.

 

[serijules]

It's different in several ways. First of all not many people are posting profiles here with the come on, "Let's make fun of this guy/girl!" They're being posted because they are hot, interesting, scary. You're not seeing extrremely ugly people torn apart here, nor extremely fat people posted nor people with bizarre or unattractive physical defects, although such people abound on collarme. Unusual people, sure. People who say weird or dowright scary things in the profiles, absolutely. People who do cute or charming or strange things with photography or post photographic manipulation, yes. Photos that look shopped and I want to confirm the deception, you bet. When somebody is downright hostile or mean in their profile, I have occasionally been mocking. I happen to think assholes like that deserve it. You apparently don't. To each her own. *Shrug* Enjoy your high horse. I think it's standing on rather boggy ground, however.

The most important difference is what anybody says here about any particular collarme profile is not at all likely to ruin that individual's reputation or ability to meet people the way a direct slam in somebody's collarme blog or even on their message boards might. We are not the world, if you don't believe, lol, look at the reader-count to this thread. There are 20 or 30 times that many members on collarme. Very few people into bdsm that I know outside of lit even know that this forum exists. Sorry Ser, but this place, as important as it may be to us, is a major backwater, a teeny-tiny pond. It's ability to influence in a negative fashion someone posting on a completely different website is extremely small. If this were the collarme messageboard I would think very differently about the matter, and not post any profile links, even the vast majority of ones which I really liked and had positive things to say about.

If you don't want an entire message board talking about you publically the solution is simple: do not put up a public profile anywhere, anyplace. If you want to look on collarme, post a normal name, you basic stats and then contact others rather than writing all sorts of stuff or putting up photos to contact them. Once you do, you insure that people will talk about it. It's out there, it's googleable, it's in the public info-sphere. You will be talked about if it's at all out of the ordinary. I think that most people who put up public collarme profiles have enough imagination to know the publicity risks involved. Your sense of outraged privacy toward strangers you don't know lacks conviction, at least for me.

Good grief.

 

[TaintedB]

Awww! How cute! The politically correct bully doeesn't like the fact that her intended victim tawked backie to her, so she's trying to make fun of her yet again. Awwww!!! So cute!

LOL, go find some other "evil" target to feel holier than thou over, bully, I'm not playing with you any more. Good grief, indeed. cunt.

 

[serijules]

Awww! How cute! The politically correct bully doeesn't like the fact that her intended victim tawked backie to her, so she's trying to make fun of her yet again. Awwww!!! So cute!

LOL, go find some other "evil" target to feel holier than thou over, bully, I'm not playing with you any more. Good grief, indeed. cunt.

I'm a bully because I don't agree with you?? You are making vast assumptions on a very simple opinion of mine: I don't think it is right to talk about profiles and people when they are not around to be a part of it. You think otherwise...fine. Was it really necessary to go off into an insulting nasty namecalling rant over THAT? Your crazed reaction is just as baffling to me as my opinion seems to be to you.