Best Cock Ring Ever

hahahahahahahahah!

that's awesome! too bad it's too late to get one for the holiday today... I'm LMAO!!! :D
 
That is awesome. I particularly love how they store kleenex in the old apparatus. :D
 
There remains the problem of getting hard while watching blocky 8-bit spaceships poop on your bunkers...

But if you can get past that... :nana:
 
I notice it's adjustable for either Baby Hatch Stretchers or "Are you sure it's in?" :D
 
But this does take care of boys who obsessively play them...and as such have no girl friends. :devil:
Well, I know that when Bel picks up a game controller, he becomes invisible to me.

Those twelve-hour marathon sessions are like flushing time down the toilet. I completely fail to understand why anyone would want to take their most precious commodity and squander it that way. :confused:
 
[...]I completely fail to understand why anyone would want to take their most precious commodity and squander it that way. :confused:
Videogame companies have spent fortunes trying to come up with a game that women like to play, only to discover that it's eBay. :D
 
Well, I know that when Bel picks up a game controller, he becomes invisible to me.

Those twelve-hour marathon sessions are like flushing time down the toilet. I completely fail to understand why anyone would want to take their most precious commodity and squander it that way. :confused:
Time or the, er, joystick? :devil:

Actually, I think if that's the joystick that I'd be happy to play the game.
 
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