Best and worst place you ever had sex!

My best = Top of the Sears Tower.

My worst = Front seat of a 1981 Honda Civic that w...



...hey, wait. Filly Girl? How've you been?!!
 
Best= Some Tahitian skank in a hotel swimming pool.

Worst= It wouldn’t have mattered where, but a GB poster slut. She wasn't that bad in the sack, she was just a little off center, Nah she was a fucking lunatic.
 
Best - on top of a car in a rain storm

worst - a hid-a-bed with that god damn bar poking me the whole fucking time
 
best ~ a swimming pool mini-orgy at midnight in spain
worst ~ a really good looking guy cumming in his boxers before we even did anything...that was awkward
 
The bestplace was on our living floor. We thew a blanket down, had some wine, kids were on vacation with the grandparents, I had on a beautifull black nightgown. There was nothing extra special except the night went on for hours. We didn't do anyhting different than "normal" it is just a night that stands out in our mind!

The worst has to be ing the back seat of a 1979 suburu. It was cramped and awkward and the police caught us and told us to go on home! LOL!!
 
I'm gonna narrow my parameters to just car sex here...

-best was the back of a Pontiac 6000- damn spacious!
-worst was the front seat of a Ford Escort when the cops busted us. Buzz kill.
 
Michi_Knickers said:
best ~ a swimming pool mini-orgy at midnight in spain
worst ~ a really good looking guy cumming in his boxers before we even did anything...that was awkward


LOL. that's so sad.....what happened then, did ya'all keep going?
 
naughtygirl69s said:
LOL. that's so sad.....what happened then, did ya'all keep going?

lol no I gave him the old "aww it doesn't matter" spiel, but soon after I made my excuses and got outta there.
 
Michi_Knickers said:
lol no I gave him the old "aww it doesn't matter" spiel, but soon after I made my excuses and got outta there.

So you got outta there AND...??? Didja at least head home and strum yourself to some sort of satisfaction at least?
 
Lust Engine said:
So you got outta there AND...??? Didja at least head home and strum yourself to some sort of satisfaction at least?

haha I don't think so, I was a bit pissed off
 
Jeez, go away for a while and all the interesting threads pop-up.

Best: with my partner, had to pull into a school parking lot, hard at it as the traffic wizzed by..

worst: she had drunk so much that she passed out part way through. Now that was upsetting. I know it wasn't because of my lack of ability, but it still leaves you wondering. At least I went back to the party and hooked up later in the night. She could not remember a thing the next day when I saw her again.
 
Best: Blowjob driving back and forth between a couple stops.

Worst: The night a moron yelled thru the door, "Ride em cowboy!!!" I went down and was ready to kill.
 
Best: a hotel with my girlfriend.
Worst: my friend's dormority with my wife then girlfriend.
 
Best: Living room sofa with hubby!


Worst: Front seat of a Ford Escort on the side of an access road to a highway.
 
Best: The back of a tank... (she just loved the uniform;) )

Worst: The back of a tank... (Grease and oil stains everywhere... lol)

Was worth it though;)
 
Best: A luxury room in the Opryland Hotel with three very sexy people.
:rose:

Worst: In the woods on a 100 degree afternoon. I got a tick on my taint.
:eek:
 
Best- Friday afternoon, on my bed, on the floor, in the bathroom...

Worst- Confederation Park in the tall grass behind the picnic grounds. i had mosquito bites all over my thighs after.
 
Best:
~ as far as comfort, the Hotel Majestic in Rome, on a king-sized featherbed as big as my first apartment!
~ as far as excitement, it's a tie between the dunes at a local beach and a dressing room at the flagship Macy's store in NYC.

Worst:
~ on top of a pile of gravel at a construction supply yard. Wanna see my scars?
 
The best, not the most adventurous or freaky? Right in our own bed. Exploration and playtime outside can be yummy too, but I think we both enjoy our bedroom and the activities that go on there are often much more fluid (natural) feeling. No planning needed.

The worst? Based on pure comfort, the bathtub.
 
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