bert's chat room is now open

[Bert Notorius]

cum in and chat.

 

[Bidin~Time]

LOL

always the giver, aren't ya bert?

 

[koalabear]

Is open carry allowed here or just CCW?

 

[Super-Surprise]

This chat room really is "down!"

 

[Bert Notorius]

LOL

always the giver, aren't ya bert?

People try to make life too difficult.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Is open carry allowed here or just CCW?

If you shoot the jukebox, you've bought it.

 

[Bert Notorius]

This chat room really is "down!"

The quality of chat is beyond my control.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Aren't you a mod, Bert?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Aren't you a mod, Bert?

No, just cool.

 

[December]

Tell us something we don't know about you, Bert.

 

[Loves_Spam]

Where's the walk-up bar? I need a drink.

 

[Bidin~Time]

No, just cool.

a given. . .

 

[Loves_Spam]

No, just cool.

When will the quality of GB threads improve Bertie?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Tell us something we don't know about you, Bert.

My head itches.

 

[eyer]

I gfindit hard ottpye wit unly my lft hnd.. .

 

[December]

My head itches.

Head lice? Cooties?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Head lice? Cooties?

Silly December....only girls have cooties. There is plenty of peer-reviewed research on this subject! ("peer reviewed research" copyright 2006 by The Ishmael Institute For Facts Being What I Say They Are)

 

[December]

No. Boys have cooties. It's because they have penises. Penises are trouble. So are vaginas, but penises are more trouble than vaginas.

 

[ImSinister]

No. Boys have cooties. It's because they have penises. Penises are trouble. So are vaginas, but penises are more trouble than vaginas.

Penises are easier to clean. When I am not using it, I keep mine in that blue solution they use in barber and beauty shops to keep combs clean.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I think we should teach our kids to say pediculosis capitus

 

[Morcheeba]

Oh well, let viewer inertia do the rest.

 

[December]

Penises are easier to clean. When I am not using it, I keep mine in that blue solution they use in barber and beauty shops to keep combs clean.

You aren't supposed to clean inside the vagina. How could it be easier to clean inside a foreskin than to clean the outside of a vagina? No, I'm totally not falling for it. You're tricksy. Penises are definitely more trouble, and not as easy to clean as vaginas are.

 

[Bert Notorius]

hey...I can't log in.

 

[trysail]

cum in and chat.

How is life among the wind machines ?

 

[Bert Notorius]

How is life among the wind machines ?

They seem smaller everyday but I can hear them inside the house on certain days. And now that the sun is in the winter arc, I'm getting strobing on the house twice a day.