chelseachained
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- Mar 1, 2006
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Ben Waaaa in the center pocket
For no particular reason, I never had a pair of ben waa balls.
On February 14, 2006 Ben & Waa came into my life or
“the Brothas” as I now refer to them.
My Dom has made me queen of the kegels.
For the last 2 and ½ years Monday through Friday I spend my lunch hour
on the phone with him doing kegels while I eat.
It goes something like this…
Phone ring …kegel kegel
Bite of sandwich kegel
Chew chew kegel kegel swallow kegel
Yes Sir…kegel
Which is probably why I buy my tums by the case instead of the bottle.
Enter my valentines day gift. Sighs…no rest for the weary
of all the styles, sizes, Finishes that were available he chose for me black 8 balls
( I had been thinking recently that he had been playing a bit too much pool)
They are on a string with a loop for easy extraction. As he is inserting them
The first time a huge grin plays on his face and I look down to see Dom Jr.
At full attention. To make a long story short he is getting a bigger kick of these things
Than I am. And anytime he is not in me…they are.
I have a few concerns here.
A) I constantly wash them but want to know since they are on a string
Does the string harbor bacteria? Do I now have to buy Monistat by the case too?
I considered requesting that he get me the metal ones not on a string then another
Fear struck…
B)What if they move in the wrong direction
Can they get lost? Is there on onstar available for ben waas?
Had a visual of a visit to my gyno with a coal miners had on his head and a pair of forceps
Extracting Ben but calling out waa has gone missing.
C)Has anyone ever gotten Toxic Shock Syndrome from Ben Waas?
D)Will they set off the metal detector going through the airport?
I would appreciate any enlightenment on the matter in the meantime…
I am 8 ball in the center pocket
For no particular reason, I never had a pair of ben waa balls.
On February 14, 2006 Ben & Waa came into my life or
“the Brothas” as I now refer to them.
My Dom has made me queen of the kegels.
For the last 2 and ½ years Monday through Friday I spend my lunch hour
on the phone with him doing kegels while I eat.
It goes something like this…
Phone ring …kegel kegel
Bite of sandwich kegel
Chew chew kegel kegel swallow kegel
Yes Sir…kegel
Which is probably why I buy my tums by the case instead of the bottle.
Enter my valentines day gift. Sighs…no rest for the weary
of all the styles, sizes, Finishes that were available he chose for me black 8 balls
( I had been thinking recently that he had been playing a bit too much pool)
They are on a string with a loop for easy extraction. As he is inserting them
The first time a huge grin plays on his face and I look down to see Dom Jr.
At full attention. To make a long story short he is getting a bigger kick of these things
Than I am. And anytime he is not in me…they are.
I have a few concerns here.
A) I constantly wash them but want to know since they are on a string
Does the string harbor bacteria? Do I now have to buy Monistat by the case too?
I considered requesting that he get me the metal ones not on a string then another
Fear struck…
B)What if they move in the wrong direction
Can they get lost? Is there on onstar available for ben waas?
Had a visual of a visit to my gyno with a coal miners had on his head and a pair of forceps
Extracting Ben but calling out waa has gone missing.
C)Has anyone ever gotten Toxic Shock Syndrome from Ben Waas?
D)Will they set off the metal detector going through the airport?
I would appreciate any enlightenment on the matter in the meantime…
I am 8 ball in the center pocket