Ben Stiller

[jessy19]

I was watching Zoolander today and I dunno why but I got this wild idea to do a celeb story about Mr. Stiller. I don't think a story about him has been done yet? Can any of you give me ideas for a story with him?

 

[sirhugs]

No stories on Lit on him.

Hmmm...how about him with Jennifer Anniston behind the scenes of Along Came Polly ". The obvious double entendre there always made me cring at the ads. Maybe during the promo tour, Jen has a fight on the phone with Brad ( " what, you stayed out playing cards with Affleck again!"), and seeks solace.

Ben with his mom, Anne Meara would be just tooo strange.

He is married to actres Christine taylor ( the best friend of drew Barrymoore's character in " Wedding Singer"), who is very cute. He also used to date Jeanne Triplthorn (sp?), who is hot in Basic Instincts and Sliding Doors. How about they are at a Hollywood event, Jeanne has too much to drink, so he drives her to his house and Christine and he flop her in the guest room. In the nmiddle of the night, Jeanne wakes up neededing water. Hears noises. Sees Ben and Christine fucking wildly ( by the pool? In the bedroom, but door open?). Jeanne watchs. It goes from there.....

A few ideas.

 

[kellycummings]

There are so many possibilites with "There's something about Mary" and "Meet the Parents" that it simply boggles the mind.

 

[jessy19]

well actually I kinda wanted to do something with him myself lol

does he and christine taylor have a baby? I could sit for them and Ben could come home being bored at a party which christine decided to stay at? Or I could be a house sitter or maid...I just know I want some of Ben lol

 

[sirhugs]

well actually I kinda wanted to do something with him myself lol

does he and christine taylor have a baby? I could sit for them and Ben could come home being bored at a party which christine decided to stay at? Or I could be a house sitter or maid...I just know I want some of Ben lol

I believe they have a baby

 

[jessy19]

Oooh I'd be Ben's babysitter!!!! *drools*

 

[kellycummings]

Well, he is kinda cool and anyone who can shoot that big of a load onto his ear is OK in my book! LOL

 

[jessy19]

Ok I've decided to do something different. I can't put myself as the nasty babysitter seducing Ben, so instead, I'm going to have Christine and Ben sort of fighting since Christine got upset that Ben was looking too Chummy with Jennifer Aniston after the premire of "Along came Polly" They will fight but end up making up really nice what do you all think?

 

[sirhugs]

Ok I've decided to do something different. I can't put myself as the nasty babysitter seducing Ben, so instead, I'm going to have Christine and Ben sort of fighting since Christine got upset that Ben was looking too Chummy with Jennifer Aniston after the premire of "Along came Polly" They will fight but end up making up really nice what do you all think?

does Jennifer play too?