Being white sux!

[Liar]

5 hours in the sun.

I look like a lobster in dire need of attitude adjustment.
I smell faintly of baked ham.
I feel like a stubbed toe.
And I growl when touched.

Curses to my parents for deciding pigment is overrated.

 

[blobfish]

At least you can get a cab.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Didn't you wear sunscreen?

Butter goes with lobster.

 

[islandman]

I've always felt bad for you white folk.

 

[SissyElla]

I would burn horrible 24/7 if I didnt live in a country that is permanently overcast

 

[pandapompom]

maybe we should have a 'worst sunburn competition'

 

[Queen_Vicki]

I've always felt bad for you white folk.

LOL.Poor white people.

 

[Wings]

maybe we should have a 'worst sunburn competition'

I could enter this, I have some pictures from when I was in Panama. Worst sunburn ever.

 

[pandapompom]

I could enter this, I have some pictures from when I was in Panama. Worst sunburn ever.

Me too, I'm sure I still have it.. lets do it

 

[koalabear]

Put some 2% milk on the burn and shut up!

 

[Touched]

5 hours in the sun.

I look like a lobster in dire need of attitude adjustment.
I smell faintly of baked ham.
I feel like a stubbed toe.
And I growl when touched.

Curses to my parents for deciding pigment is overrated.

Sounds to me like you're no longer white. Problem solved.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Who told you that people of color don't get sunburned?

 

[pete]

5 hours in the sun.

I look like a lobster in dire need of attitude adjustment.
I smell faintly of baked ham.
I feel like a stubbed toe.
And I growl when touched.

Curses to my parents for deciding pigment is overrated.

clearly god is punishing you for your role in slavery, you white devil you

 

[rob_4u2]

5 hours in the sun.

I look like a lobster in dire need of attitude adjustment.
I smell faintly of baked ham.
I feel like a stubbed toe.
And I growl when touched.

Curses to my parents for deciding pigment is overrated.

Baked ham?! WTF?

 

[Liar]

Who told you that people of color don't get sunburned?

Nobody. But most of them don't burn as bad or as fast as me. Neither do most caucasians.

It's not a race thing, it's a melanin thing. I'm literally as close to white as a human being can be without having a disease. Scandinavian ginger. Feh.