Being at home has it's disadvantages.

Well, there's always a locked door and a rendezvous with Rosy Palm and her sisters. :D
 
Seamus123 said:
I'm so horny I could explode, and there's preventative measures - i.e. family - everywhere.

:(
That's what bathrooms were made for. Unless your family likes taking communal poops as well, nobody's gonna bother you and a magazine in there.
 
Seamus123 said:
Sure, you can take all your home-cooked meals and mum doing your laundry.

I'm so horny I could explode, and there's preventative measures - i.e. family - everywhere.

:(

I live (I'm 31) at home and have been doing my own laundry for sixteen years. I buy all of my own meals (except breakfast). I don't have to worry about whether or not I should bring a girl home because none of them want me in a romantic way in the first place. You can always go over to the woman's place.

You don't have it so bad off. And hopefully you are saving money like a madman, like I am :D
 
Very true. It's the only room in the house with a lock, so I may pay it a visit.

However, my mischievious side has shown through: I just bet with a friend that I can last without an orgasm until I get back to University on the 16th.

Oh dear.
 
Seamus123 said:
Sure, you can take all your home-cooked meals and mum doing your laundry.

I'm so horny I could explode, and there's preventative measures - i.e. family - everywhere.

:(

My North American suggestion is go to University or move out! However, I must admit that Europeans have a different approach to this age old dilemma ... even at 30 when you live with you parents, Euros (EVEN Catholic Euros) are a little more easy on their children regarding staying at home and even staying at home and having sex. :D
 
I am at university, i'm just home for the easter vacation :p i know a lot of people hang around at home until they're 30. i'm not doing that, no way, no how. I'm gonna move out pretty soon after I graduate. Well, as soon as I can, anyway.
 
Seamus123 said:
Very true. It's the only room in the house with a lock, so I may pay it a visit.

However, my mischievious side has shown through: I just bet with a friend that I can last without an orgasm until I get back to University on the 16th.

Oh dear.

That didn't work on Seinfeld. Good luck, though. :)
 
Seamus123 said:
Very true. It's the only room in the house with a lock, so I may pay it a visit.

However, my mischievious side has shown through: I just bet with a friend that I can last without an orgasm until I get back to University on the 16th.

Oh dear.
Hope the stakes are worth it- also, how does he expect to verify your claim, I wonder? :devil:
 
Stella_Omega said:
Hope the stakes are worth it- also, how does he expect to verify your claim, I wonder? :devil:
*looking to find a picture of a dormitory exploding*
 
glynndah said:
*looking to find a picture of a dormitory exploding*
I think it would just be the windows exploding out in a gush of...well, I'll let you imagine the rest. :D
 
Seamus123 said:
Sure, you can take all your home-cooked meals and mum doing your laundry.

I'm so horny I could explode, and there's preventative measures - i.e. family - everywhere.

:(

Odds are some of them are just as horny. Work out a deal.
 
Seamus123 said:
Sure, you can take all your home-cooked meals and mum doing your laundry.

I'm so horny I could explode, and there's preventative measures - i.e. family - everywhere.

:(

I had to move home for a while when I was 22 and sleep in the living room because my step-sister had taken my room. I was used to having constant booty calls available at my apartment, so I was really not happy in the living room. :mad: I couldn't even watch porn! It was about then that I started having a lot of phone sex in the laundry room. :eek:
 
Might even be inspired to abruptly insert that oft-used apostrophe, brutally changing a pronoun into a posessive without its consent.
 
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