Being a Jew!
- Thread starter jonpatato
- Start date
rosco rathbone
1. f3e5 2. g4??
- Joined
- Aug 30, 2002
- Posts
- 42,431
You've alot to answer for, beginning with the crucifixion of our saviour, and recently culminating in capitalism and imperialism. What do you have to say for yourself?
pointless
¿por qué no?
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2002
- Posts
- 58,994
i like the jewish anarchists and commies better. also, thanks for the hot women and the fun yiddish words like schmuck and oy vey. those are like way fun to say and stuff. the words, not the women.
oh and way to go with bob dylan and a fair percentage of godspeed you black emperor and silver mount zion.
oh and way to go with bob dylan and a fair percentage of godspeed you black emperor and silver mount zion.
jonpatato
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2009
- Posts
- 678
The Romans actually crucified your saviour. We are good capitalist, but not to sure about imperialism. What about the Catholic church and the Spanish.
jonpatato
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2009
- Posts
- 678
Oh. So we killed you Christ. Is that right?
Sean
We'll see.
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2005
- Posts
- 96,193
Not my Christ. Like I said, I don't care which flavour of superstition you follow.
phrodeau
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2002
- Posts
- 78,588
According to the reports, the Jewish community could have saved Jesus, but didn't.
Beco
I'm Not Your Guru
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2002
- Posts
- 57,795
Nope....
Beco
I'm Not Your Guru
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2002
- Posts
- 57,795
Can I see those reports?
E
Everyday_Man
Guest
Don't stop if you've heard this one before?
What's the difference between a Jew and being Jewish?
I have no clue, so someone please tell me? (And maybe then I can come up with a real joke).
Is being a Jew anything like this? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlTHbUrP_gE .... skip to minute 5:35 to see what I'm asking.
What's the difference between a Jew and being Jewish?
I have no clue, so someone please tell me? (And maybe then I can come up with a real joke).
Is being a Jew anything like this? ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlTHbUrP_gE .... skip to minute 5:35 to see what I'm asking.
Last edited by a moderator:
phrodeau
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2002
- Posts
- 78,588
Bert Notorius
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 26, 2004
- Posts
- 46,417
my cock looks jewish.
Sean
We'll see.
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2005
- Posts
- 96,193
Mark's gospel, for one.
E
Everyday_Man
Guest
Ever get the age old question? .... Is that a lawyer in your pants or ...?
Beco
I'm Not Your Guru
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2002
- Posts
- 57,795
New Testament
Are you actually contesting that the Jewish leaders didn't demand the Romans crucify one of their own, the Nazarene...
...and that the Romans didn't, indeed, crucify the Nazarene just to placate his fellow Jews?
You do not accept as truth the Jew Peter's words as he continually admonished his fellow Jews of who - exactly - nailed the Nazarene "to a cross"...
...the Nazarene "whom you crucified"?
Liar
now with 17% more class
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2003
- Posts
- 43,715
Jews are not Jewish?
jonpatato
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2009
- Posts
- 678
My point to saying that is saying Jewish sounds like "maybe".
HoneyFortune
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2009
- Posts
- 479
E
Everyday_Man
Guest
I don't know about that. I don't think anyone would ever mistake 'Jewish' for 'maybe' if I used it in a conversation:
Her: Are you coming over tonight?
Me: Jewish, depending when I get off of work.
They sound NOTHING alike!
Saint Peter
shoots left
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2002
- Posts
- 94,045
You are wrong. And a douchebag.
