Beijing's Penis Emporium

[neonlyte]

What are you having for Lunch?

 

[Aurora Black]

Tiger penis.

ETA: Oops, I meant goat's... just plain goat.

 

[matriarch]

*trying hard not to throw up*............

 

[lucky-E-leven]

So if I'm ever visiting China, I should pack my own lunch at home.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

im going to be sick. on the up side i had yummy crepes in an orange sauce for breakfast.

*thinks about orange sauce and penis*

oh god......

 

[MagicaPractica]

*shudder*

 

[R. Richard]

This should never have been posted:

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

It makes a man, except Stacey Brown, feel so inadequate.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Beats the shit out of the "Horse Cock and Cheese" sandwich, don't you think?

 

[glynndah]

I think I'll stick to my Diet Coke, thanks, anyway. I prefer my penis raw and still attached to the man. *hmmm, maybe raw isn't the exact word to use here*

 

[Aurora Black]

I think I'll stick to my Diet Coke, thanks, anyway. I prefer my penis raw and still attached to the man. *hmmm, maybe raw isn't the exact word to use here*

How about "alive"?

*remembers article and gags*

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Geez...when I was in China they never offered me any penis, thank God. The most unusual thing I tried was fried frog legs. Everything else was quite normal, fish, beef, pork, chicken. And oh yes I trusted my host, he was originally from California his ethnic background is Suadi.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

When I was in China, I adopted the clever way of NEVER asking what I was actually eating. Food tends to taste a lot better if you don't know what part of what animal you just put in your mouth...

 

[Equinoxe]

Beijing is not Cantonese, but I am reminded rather of a quote; in the words of dear old Prince Philip:
"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

 

[Aurora Black]

I wonder what scorpions taste like.

 

[arienette]

I wonder what scorpions taste like.

Well it just so happens I'm a Scorpio.

 

[kendo1]

Me too.
I'll pack my own.

 

[Aurora Black]

Well it just so happens I'm a Scorpio.

*smack*

http://china.qoolio.org/spy/uploads/scorpions.jpg

 

[arienette]

*smack*

http://china.qoolio.org/spy/uploads/scorpions.jpg

Geeeee, thanks.

 

[oggbashan]

I wonder what scorpions taste like.

Crunchy shrimp.

Best fried in olive oil.

Og

 

[Munachi]

well maybe it tastes really good...

 

[Equinoxe]

I'm a vegetarian—I don't tend to proselytise the cause, nor do I have any real objections towards other people's choices in what they eat, but I have to admit to being terribly amused by how people regard what parts of an animal they will or will not eat: "Oh, I'll eat its skin, muscles, maybe its liver and some organs, but that's just gross."

 

[Aurora Black]

Sexual shame.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Crunchy shrimp.

Best fried in olive oil.

Og

Why am I nit surprised that you would know this?

 

[Munachi]

I'm a vegetarian—I don't tend to proselytise the cause, nor do I have any real objections towards other people's choices in what they eat, but I have to admit to being terribly amused by how people regard what parts of an animal they will or will not eat: "Oh, I'll eat its skin, muscles, maybe its liver and some organs, but that's just gross."

i am not a vegetarian, but i agree with that part, anyway. though then, i have to remind myself at times.

though i guess in part it can be texture. i don't eat sausages, sometimes i say it is because of the idea of what they consist of, but in fact i think it is the texture. well, and the taste.

 

[Skip1934a]

I wonder what scorpions taste like.

Like any other arachnid. No meat. Best left uneaten, despite og's suggestion to fry in olive oil. Just step on them and leave them for the scavengers.