Before jumping in the deep end..

[Prince Romeo]

..of the pool. You should always:

Check the water temperature,
make sure it is the right end,
make sure your trunks are on tight (optional),
check the ph of the water,
check the cycle of the moon,
check the cycle of the female lifeguard,
check the direction of the wind,
get a root canal,
get a rectal exam.

Did I miss anything?

 

[Guest]

Yes. You forgot "get a pregnancy test".

 

[MissTaken]

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