Before I go to bed, a funny joke...

lilminx

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I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I
had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency
room. The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I
blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned
over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the
Internet."
 
Ha ha... very funny, pabloback. It was cut and pasted from my e-mail- no idea why it was in the first person.
 
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