Beer vs Pussy

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

A beer is always wet
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, and you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

 

[alexandraaah]

darlin' you don't indulge in either...this makes you sober and horny?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

darlin' you don't indulge in either...this makes you sober and horny?

yup

 

[BigDawg69]

All things being equal at the end of the clever post above, I choose pussy everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. ANd since today is Sunday I hope that means twice for me!

 

[alexandraaah]

yup

or or or ??

 

[ChocolateKisses]

All things being equal at the end of the clever post above, I choose pussy everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. ANd since today is Sunday I hope that means twice for me!

BD69

I so agree with you!!!

Today being sunday. i am already certainof once. looking forward to the second

* * * Kisses * * *

 

[BigDawg69]

damn lucky lucky Chocolatekisses!

 

[Thunder69]

you can also have more than 1 beer in a night and the beer wont mind
if you have more than one pussy, you could have a problem

 

[Willing and Unsure]

ANd since today is Sunday I hope that means twice for me!

i already had my twice today.... and quite a bit more




and dammit, i'm still sleepy from it

 

[BigDawg69]

Y'all are making me sooo jealous!

 

[morninggirl5]

Uh, Todd, you really don't want to start this war do you???

30 Reasons - why is a cucumber better than a man


You can enjoy a cucumber all night long.

Cucumber stains wash out.

You don't have to drink wine and dine with a cucumber before getting to the fun stuff.

Your cucumber will always wait patiently for you in the car while you go shopping.

When your cucumber goes soft you toss it.

Cucumbers can't tell time, so they don't know when you're late.

Stomach aches go away in the morning, or after you take alka-seltzer.

A cucumber doesn't get jealous when you grab another cucumber (or even a carrot!)

Cucumber skins come off without a fight.

When you go to the grocery store, you can always pick up a cucumber. And you can check out the meat in the deli, too!

Cucumbers never have headaches (or any other contagious diseases)

After you've had a cucumber, who cares what it's worth?

A cucumber won't get upset if you come home with another cucumber on your breath (or a fresh leafy vegetable in your pocket).

If you eat a cucumber right, you always have a mouthful.

You can have more than one cucumber a night and not feel guilty (they're low in calories)

A cucumber always goes down easy.

You can share a cucumber with friends.

You always know when you're the first one to eat a cucumber.

A cucumber is always hard.

Cucumbers don't demand equality.

You can have a cucumber in public.

A cucumber doesn't come (no mess)

A frigid cucumber is a fresh cucumber.

You don't have to wash a cucumber before it tastes good.

The older a cucumber, the larger it gets.

Cucumbers don't fool around.

You don't have to watch where a cucumber puts its hands.

You can keep a cucumber in your apartment without upsetting your mother.

Cucumbers can't get you pregnant.

Cucumbers don't get drunk
(although they have been known to get pickled now and then)

 

[Thunder69]

I Love it Morninggirl5 LMAOPIP

 

[IA951]

Beer vs Pussy?

I like a good beer now and again.
a draft Heine
Killians is not too bad
some microbrews in my area that are very good.

Combine that with a fat doobie and you have a unbeatable combination.
Puts the pussy to shame.