Beer Humor

[indyweasel]

I got this one this morning, and I figured I'd share it.

DOE RE MI BEER,

by Homer J. Simpson.


DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,

FAR..... the distance to my beer

SO...... I think I'll have a beer...

LA...... La la la la la la beer

TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...

That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!

 

[Isolde]

LOL...umm interesting, indy dear.

 

[indyweasel]

Well, since you are posting the daily humor anymore someone has to try and pick up the slack sweetie.

*hugs you close* How are you this morning sexy?

 

[Isolde]

Starting the day with hugs from you, my day cant help but go right. *hugs ya back*

 

[indyweasel]

Oh I dont know about that..

everything I touch recently seems to turn to shit.

 

[Ask For More]

that must be a problem when ya havin dinner....

 

[Isolde]

Oh I dont know about that..

everything I touch recently seems to turn to shit.

Sweetie, I am sorry you are down but what you need to do is go reread the threads we are together in. If those are shit than I am taking a job cleaning stables....*hugs ya tight and gives you a gentle kiss*

 

[Isolde]

that must be a problem when ya havin dinner....

EWWWW...just EWWWWW

 

[indyweasel]

*kisses your nose*

Thanks sweeite. Sorry to let my bad attitude through.

hey check your ICQ, will ya?

 

[Isolde]

Okay, hon...ICQ is open.

AFM...my MSN is down....ya get one working and the other one starts to suck!

 

[Ask For More]

Just got off MSN with Mistress cos I have to study for a while!
And there's me thinkin u were avoiding me....

 

[Isolde]

Not likely, hon...could be my computer too...I hate Gateway!

 

[Isolde]

Yeah! I managed to get MSN open and keep it open. For how long I do not know but look me up when you come back, AFM