Because I just spilled frozen peas

peachykeen

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all over the fucking floor because I am so addicted to this place I could not just shut the fucking computer off for ten fucking minutes while I got it all cooking and instead had to go check out riff's dirty picture post which when I turned away from I tripped and now there are little green fucking peas everywhere,

we will be having spinach tonight.
 
Actually, what you don't realize is that it's the peas' fiendish plot for freedom. They only part of their plan they couldn't handle on their own was getting out of the freezer, which you've kindly helped them with. So technically, your Lit addiction helped free hundred of peas from a terrible fate.

Of course, it's at the expense of the spinach, but who the hell likes them anyway?
 
peachykeen said:


no. it's your fault. I come here only for you :p

I refer you to my sig line. I am fully aware that I have been just your disposable toy, like your "D" batteries, to be tossed on the scrap heap without even a backward glance as you return to your husband and idyllic, sophisticated life in Europe.

Fortunately, I enjoy being used as a cheap, disposable toy... any juice left in them batteries, tree lady? :p
 
peachykeen said:


no. it's your fault. I come here only for you :p

Damn Peachy, and I thought it was me and the trolls you liked so much. Speaking of which, he came out to play again last night after you left.

TC - when she leaves, I'd be more than willing to toy with you a bit - I have plenty of juice in my batteries. ;)
 
I'm having sweet soybeans for dinner tonight.

With rice. :)
 
Freya2 said:


Damn Peachy, and I thought it was me and the trolls you liked so much. Speaking of which, he came out to play again last night after you left.

TC - when she leaves, I'd be more than willing to toy with you a bit - I have plenty of juice in my batteries. ;)

So now I am getting passed around among friends like a mere possession for your casual sexual use?

Damn!

I Love This Place!!! :D
 
Freya2 said:


Damn Peachy, and I thought it was me and the trolls you liked so much. Speaking of which, he came out to play again last night after you left.

TC - when she leaves, I'd be more than willing to toy with you a bit - I have plenty of juice in my batteries. ;)


I know Freya I checked it out this morning. Sorry I missed it but I was tired. Looks like you took up my slack and did it well. Not that that idiot was a particular challenge to either of our intellects. Or, really, that of a cardboard box.





Sounds good riff, love soybeans
 
peachykeen said:



I know Freya I checked it out this morning. Sorry I missed it but I was tired. Looks like you took up my slack and did it well. Not that that idiot was a particular challenge to either of our intellects. Or, really, that of a cardboard box.





Sounds good riff, love soybeans

Yeh, he wasn't much of a challenge. Damnit, why can't they get some intelligent trolls around here?

So how long before you pass TC over to me and head back to your hubby?
 
I leave Michigan on Monday, am spending a week in the nYc area, then on to London. Don't think I will have much chance to check in here in the week I'm in NY, so after Monday he is all yours. Although I may be back to borrow him occasionally ;)
 
peachykeen said:
I leave Michigan on Monday, am spending a week in the nYc area, then on to London. Don't think I will have much chance to check in here in the week I'm in NY, so after Monday he is all yours. Although I may be back to borrow him occasionally ;)

Oh that's no problem. My mom always taught me to share my toys!
 
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