Becareful what you wish for!!

[Nobody Special's wife]

There was this couple walking down the beach and a genie
appeared in front of them. He told them that he would
give each of them a wish.

He asked the wife "What would you like"?

She said "We are 60 years old and have worked hard all
of our life. I have always wanted to go on a world cruise.

Poof - the genie sent her on the cruise.

He asked the husband "What would you like"?

He said "Well I guess I should go on the cruise with my
wife, but what I would really like is to go with someone
30 years younger than me"

Poof - the genie made him 90 years old.

 

[TonyG]

I liked this story. I will tell it to some 'older' folk I know. Here's one for you.


Why don't blind people like to bungee jump.
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.Because it scares the dog.