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Are you "the worst Canadian"? Here's your chance for 15 mins of glory... or sometheing.

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Magazine seeks 'nice' Canada's greatest villains

Wed May 2, 12:54 PM ET

WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - A Canadian history magazine plans to highlight how a country stereotyped for its polite and somewhat boring citizenry is also home to its share of scoundrels through a survey seeking "the worst Canadian."

"Our international reputation has us as this very nice, quiet, friendly place," said Deborah Morrison, president of Canada's National History Society, which publishes The Beaver magazine.

"We thought it would be fun to show people our seamier side and take a look at some of our more villainous characters, and how they've helped to shape our country," Morrison said.

So far, visitors to the magazine's Web site at www.thebeaver.ca have nominated pop singers like Celine Dion and Shania Twain as well as criminals and prime ministers, she said.

But she said currently in the lead is "somebody only Canadians could know and hate:" the late Harold Ballard, former owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team.

"We take our hockey very seriously," Morrison said.

Ballard, a self-described misanthropic "miserable old bastard" was loathed by fans and served time in jail for fraud and tax evasion.

The magazine's August 1 issue will publish poll results for "Canada's most foul, useless, maligning and destructive human forces" as well as more rigorous opinions from historians and Canadian writers, she said.

Morrison said the magazine cribbed the idea from BBC History Magazine, whose readers chose serial killer Jack the Ripper as the worst Briton in history in a 2005 poll.
 
Liar said:
So far, visitors to the magazine's Web site at www.thebeaver.ca have nominated pop singers like Celine Dion and Shania Twain as well as criminals and prime ministers, she said.
Hey, I like both of them. :rolleyes:

But she said currently in the lead is "somebody only Canadians could know and hate:" the late Harold Ballard, former owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team.

"We take our hockey very seriously," Morrison said.
See, I understand our affinity for hockey and ice, but lacrosse is actually Canada's national sport, not hockey. Why are people here so crazy about hockey anyway?

And Canada as a peaceful and polite country? Gosh, look at the two biggest sports here, hockey and lacrosse. They both use sticks to hit other players. :D
 
I vote for Rob! Everyone *thinks* he's sweet and nice, but I happen to know he's a criminal mastermind and Canadian supervillain! :cool:
 
3113 said:
I vote for Rob! Everyone *thinks* he's sweet and nice, but I happen to know he's a criminal mastermind and Canadian supervillain! :cool:

Damn. Busted!
 
rgraham666 said:
Damn. Busted!
You won't be on the loose for long, evil doer! DynoDino and her trusty kid sidekick, Spawnboy, will see that you are brougth to justice!

Even now, we at the Commissioner's office are flashing the Dinosaur signal, summoning the Dynamite Duo into action! They'll foil your dastardly plot to take control of Toronto!

The Dinosaur signal:

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ut/UTVERdina.jpg

We flash the "Motel" sign a few times. That usually gets their attention.
 
3113 said:
You won't be on the loose for long, evil doer! DynoDino and her trusty kid sidekick, Spawnboy, will see that you are brougth to justice!

Even now, we at the Commissioner's office are flashing the Dinosaur signal, summoning the Dynamite Duo into action! They'll foil your dastardly plot to take control of Toronto!

The Dinosaur signal:

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ut/UTVERdina.jpg

We flash the "Motel" sign a few times. That usually gets their attention.
:eek:

This is interesting. :D
 
3113 said:
You won't be on the loose for long, evil doer! DynoDino and her trusty kid sidekick, Spawnboy, will see that you are brougth to justice!

Even now, we at the Commissioner's office are flashing the Dinosaur signal, summoning the Dynamite Duo into action! They'll foil your dastardly plot to take control of Toronto!

The Dinosaur signal:

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ut/UTVERdina.jpg

We flash the "Motel" sign a few times. That usually gets their attention.

Snerk. Like I'm scared of children. :p
 
FatDino said:
I'm not a child. I'm in university already. *pouts*

Puts you one up on me. I never finished high school.

It's why I went into super villainy. Just to show everyone I can succeed without it.

Plus I blew up the school.
 
3113 said:
*shh!* Don't tell him where your hide-out is! :rolleyes:

We've got three universities here in Toronto, 3. With probably over 50,000 students among them.

I'll have her tracked down by noon tomorrow. :devil:
 
rgraham666 said:
We've got three universities here in Toronto, 3. With probably over 50,000 students among them.

I'll have her tracked down by noon tomorrow. :devil:
*gasp* :eek:

But I don't *exactly* go to school in Toronto though. :D
 
In our search for the worst Canadian, let us not forget Powerful Pierre!
 
Every single person from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Oh, and Rex Murphy, the loquacious curmudgeon.
 
I'd say that just about anybody involved in politics deserves a nomination, just on spec. (Politicians = slime, with depressingly few exceptions) Even the ones who started out good seem to get slimy with time (or they quit in disgust)
 
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