Beany Babies and Hand Grenades

[dr_mabeuse]

Just like there are back-click triggers in stories, there are things you might see when you enter someone's house or car or even office cubicle that are immediate signals that you'd best terminate this relationship right now.

Among them are:

--Beany Babies scattered cutely around the shelves and furniture

--Souvenir hand grenades

Hence the name of the thread.

Other things that come to mind:

--Copies of Maxim magazine
--"Have a Nice Day" posters
--Nazi flags
--Weapons hanging on the wall
--Car deodorizers shaped like naked women
--Pillows shaped like tits
--Anyone who talks about how crazy they are when they're not really crazy at all.
--Bookends shaped like buttocks
--Anything made of out human hair

More?

 

[mlady_france]

So far four of those aply to me.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

• label-maker machine
• alphebatized DVD collection of <25 DVD's
• cases of ziplock baggies
• industrial size/strength air freshener in every room
• Golf Digest Magazines
• troll doll collection
• noise-making refrigerator magnets

And the worst, by far: Self-Help Tapes

 

[Liar]

14 cats in the same room.

I'm a cat person, but that was scary.

 

[LadyJeanne]

An endless series of self-help books, diet books, and/or Covey books...those people never shut up about their latest 'issue', the 'proper' way to eat, and/or which 'quadrant' they've been working in.

 

[impressive]

lawn ornaments (ESPECIALLY clothed lawn ornaments)

decorative cow stuff

those naked woman mud flaps

confederate flags/stickers/decals

more than 3 cats (or dogs), indoors

 

[TheEarl]

Liquor bottles with only a couple of shots left in them.
More than 2 Dominos boxes.
Scattered computer parts.

Wait... that's my room!

The Earl

 

[Guest]

• label-maker machine
• alphebatized DVD collection of <25 DVD's
• cases of ziplock baggies
• industrial size/strength air freshener in every room
• Golf Digest Magazines
• troll doll collection
• noise-making refrigerator magnets

And the worst, by far: Self-Help Tapes

thank god i hid those ...."You're number one." EST tapes and the entire collection of hooked on phonics

 

[mlady_france]

Add six more to my count. Not looking good for me.

 

[TheEarl]

Add six more to my count. Not looking good for me.

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was staring at your breast.

I don't think you have much to worry about as far as here is concerned!

The Earl

 

[Liar]

Add six more to my count. Not looking good for me.

Damn, I'm intrigued.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I don't trust people whose houses are really, really clean.

- anything decoupaged.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Chicken Soup For The Soul books

more than one stuffed animal on the bed

DOLLS! *screams*

pink frilly curtains(I don't care if your ex-girlfriend put them up or not)

any shirt that resembles one Garth Brooks might own

too many pictures of Jesus

pet rats

 

[sophia jane]

lawn ornaments (ESPECIALLY clothed lawn ornaments)

decorative cow stuff

those naked woman mud flaps

confederate flags/stickers/decals

more than 3 cats (or dogs), indoors

I second all of these, esp the lawn ornaments.

SJ

 

[carsonshepherd]

DOLLS! *screams*

I told you they're ACTION FIGURES!

 

[Guest]

IT WAS GI Joe and his action flip wrist, wasnt it?!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I told you they're ACTION FIGURES!

Carson, do you realize He-Man made you GAY?!

 

[Goldie Munro]

any of the above would freak me out!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

IT WAS GI Joe and his action flip wrist, wasnt it?!

snicker
they call it the "kung fu" grip

 

[impressive]

too many pictures of Jesus

On velvet!

 

[mlady_france]

Okay I give up I'm not counting anymore!

I'll just sit here and show my boobs.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, do you realize He-Man made you GAY?!

*stunned realization*


oh shit.... I think you might be right....

 

[Guest]

snicker
they call it the "kung fu" grip

for me, it was barbie that made me realize i was lezzie...
so close to being anatomically correct...oh to dream

 

[OhMissScarlett]

for me, it was barbie that made me realize i was lezzie...
so close to being anatomically correct...oh to dream

I used to have my Barbies make out, cause there was a definite shortage of Ken's. The Kens I did have, had a shortage of clothes, so they had to wear Barbie's.
it starts early

 

[Guest]

I used to have my Barbies make out, cause there was a definite shortage of Ken's. The Kens I did have, had a shortage of clothes, so they had to wear Barbie's.
it starts early

PUUURRRRFECT
and its good to practise bondage with shoelaces then too...
or was that TMI